Will you press the button?

[FlamingPotatoes]

no- just no.

press the button and get cake but as soon as you finish it cake tastes 15x worse than it normally does

[ZodiaK]

nope.

press a button that has 50% chance of either filling the room with spiders, or with golden coins.

[Helix935]

no because either way i drown on coins or spiders

press for either your house to suddenly burn down or it turns to gold

[TechnicalK3rbal]

Yes, because you never said what the chances were.

You can quit school and still know everything that you would have learned, but can't use an electronic device (besides a phone or something simple like a digital watch, but nothing like a computer or smartphone) until you're 50.

[FlamingPotatoes]

god no

you can get a massive amount of cash but whenever you use a tv all you get is boring soap operas.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I would, I hate TV anyway

Press the button to be summoned to only using the Ipad air. 35.443% chance of you getting infinite monies

[mrrpamplemousse]

Don't press, the said iPad will be too old in only a year...

Press to unleach the kraken...

[Resindrid]

I'd press it. I don't know what "unleach" means anyway.

Press the button to get a chance to meet the doctor. 50% chance he takes you on as a companion, 25% he puts you in the dalek asylum, and 25% you turn into a cyberman.

[Sesni]

Don't push because I don't like doctor who.

If you press the button, 50% chance you get every video game to play, 25% you get put in Aperture Science, 25% chance you get put in space with no way to survive.

[Kinglet]

I would not press, because my life is more important than video games.

If you press the button, there is a 50% chance that you receive a golden, firebreathing, friendly, defensive, invincible companion chicken which can solve all your problems, but there is a 50% chance that it is possessed by pure evil and tortures you to death.

[Noname117]

No, because a chicken can't help me with anything on the computer

Press the button to become a supercomputer, being able to play any game you want to play on it, and being able to contact your family through the internet and see them through webcams, plus being able to inhabit your old body whenever you want (of course, still being connected to the computer). You would have better knowledge of history, mathematics, and science than any human on the planet, and you wold probably be able to speak every language on the planet. You could probably begin proving some of the most advanced mathematical equations, ones which have boggled the minds of mathematicians for years, and solve scientific mysteries which have boggled scientist's minds for years. However, your owner's username on the Kerbal Space Program Forums is Whackjob, and yes, he WILL install KSP and play it on you. Do you press this button?

[Helix935]

yes because i don't judge people their names besides i know how painful dying is because i have dreamt of dying before so i know how much it hurts so yeah

press the button for a 50/50 chance of becoming Glados or a test subject in Aperture Labs

[Fox Arcana]

Press it, I'd go either way

press the button for a 50/50 chance of achieving christ consciousness or dying

[Danish_Savage]

Don't know what you're speaking of, so I decline.

Press the button, and receive a new car. There may be unbreakable glue on it though.

[Noname117]

I press, because I could sell it to some sucker.

(Helix, enjoy your death of overheating. Look him up to know what i mean)

Press the button to para-jump from an aircraft... I think you already know the risks.

[Fox Arcana]

press it. I'M FREE! FREE FALLING! *parachute breaks* OH S*** OH S*** OH S*** OH S-*dies from impact* *later in the afterlife* totally worth it.

Press for the most adorable baby in existence, but he's evil and will eventually destroy the world.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I knew that babies were evil...

Don't!

Press to discover the truth...

[Helix935]

ok and the truth iiiiiiisssssss this isn't the matrix

press for a 50/50 to have your computer turn into solid gold or magically appear in the garbage disposal

[ProjectXMark1]

Nay, a solid gold computer would seem rather dubious on the market, and it going into the garbage disposal is not ideal either.

Press this button for a weapon forged from a fallen star, but it has a 44.4% chance to contain antimony.

[Fox Arcana]

*press* Now this is a nice weapon, and gets the 56% chance of not containing antimony

press to get the most threatening weapon ever. but it is incredibly unstable and might EXTERMINATE you and/or part of the planet

[MGUARN]

nah rather not do that.

Press the button so you can be a train driver ,but have a 50% chance on driving the flying Scotsman when it crashed into two smaller locos due to forgetfulness.

[Commissioner Tadpole]

Nah. Never had interest in being a train driver.

If you consume this pill, you will be able to mystically make Mars colonization and terraforming possible, but you'll always be stalked by an undead cosmonaut that only you can see.

[KittyProgram]

I press it.

This button has a %1 chance of making you the most famous, richest, most important person ever. It has a 99 percent chance to giv you a lethal disease.

[Commissioner Tadpole]

Given how I'm not a daredevil and I stink with luck, I'll steer away from the button.

If you go through this gate, you'll be able to have lucid dreams whenever you please, but you'll also be immortal.

[KittyProgram]

I press. This button does nothing.