Will you press the button?

[Commissioner Tadpole]

Nope. That's a lot of weeks with no Kerbal Space Program or internet, plus the universe WILL force the failure on me.

If you press this button, you will be able to freely switch realities between Real Life and Kerbal Space Program's(you'll be able to live as any Kerbal you choose, while still being able to return to your real life). If you're in KSP's reality, Real Life's reality will be paused, and vice-versa.

The downside: There is a 45% of chance that the rocket you board on is piloted by Danny2462, and if it is indeed piloted by him, you cannot escape back to your own reality. And you'll feel any pain the Kerbal feels.

[Nick7892]

Don't press.

Press this button to manipulate anything you want. But there is a 20% scientists find out and make a way to block the manipulation.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Press, there's no actual downside.

Press to open the Vault and uncover its marvel.

[Nemrav]

Well, considering its a "marvel" and therefore implying its a good thing, why not.

Press the button for a position as a dev of KSP but...

You have to work 2 hours more each day than you do right now.

[CaptainGiblets]

Press

Press this button, everything you wanted in life you can have, but all of your friends and family will die

[ProjectXMark1]

That would be a bit of paradox, nah.

Press, and you can see the end of Monty Python and The Holy Grail as they originally intended, there's a significant chance that the film projector may catch fire and destroy the film it's stored on however.

[CaptainGiblets]

Nope, must preserve

Press this and you will get a second life, but your 2nd life will be a animal life

[Helix935]

uh sure because it did not specify which animal which means i become a flying space whale that is conscious

press to get limitless electricity for free but your more prone to being struck by lightning

[Fox Arcana]

Too bad, I'm an electric type with Volt Absorb, so press

Press to become a pokemon, but with a 50% chance of becoming a Magikarp

[FanaticalFighter]

No way. Never pressing that.

Press to go to the Mars. Permanently.

[CaptainGiblets]

Nope, I'm not interested in long term space travel

Press this and you will get fame and money but you will die 10 years earlier

[Fox Arcana]

Press XD

Press for a Magikarp, but it knows thunderbolt

[Helix935]

ok press because i am going to sell it on Ebay

press to go to the ISS for free on a Shengzou but it is delayed while in orbit by 2 days and you have to do all the training

[OrbitusII]

Hm... Press... I have most of my life still ahead of me so I can work on it over time.

Press twice to do a barrel roll. (You must specify that you press twice, or it fails)

[Tex]

I press three times, one after the barrel roll is completed, just to be a smart-aleck.

If you press the button, you recieve one million dollars now. If you don't, you get ten million six months before your death. Not just of old age, either. You will die six months after recieving $10,000,000.

[Javster]

I don't, then I spend lots of it on a trip to the ISS.

If you press the button, you get an electric shock, but if you don't, you'll be electrocuted in some other way.

[KvickFlygarn87]

I press the button. I will only get a shock, and it won't kill me.

If you press the button you will be exploded. If you don't you will be booster-deprived forever.

[Fox Arcana]

*explodes*

If you press the button you will get punched in the face, hard. If you don't you will become Danny2462's victim and NEVER COME BACK TO THE REAL WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[11JRidding]

*Pushes* I'd prefer to be Danny2462's robot wolf victim than to continue hating Humanity

Push for either:

- Death by strangulation (Probability: 0.3)

- Death by being on a rocket in KSP (Probability: 0.7)

[Fox Arcana]

*Pushes* I'd prefer to be Danny2462's robot wolf victim than to continue hating Humanity

Push for either:

- Death by strangulation (Probability: 0.3)

- Death by being on a rocket in KSP (Probability: 0.7)

NO YOU BECOME DANNY2462'S VICTIM BY NOT PUSHING THE BUTTON

anyways, no press

push to either:

- Become Little Mac (20% chance)

- Become Mr. Sandman(punch out)(10% chance)

- Become Glass Joe (70% chance)

[11JRidding]

NO YOU BECOME DANNY2462'S VICTIM BY NOT PUSHING THE BUTTON

Off-Topic: I'd like to let you know that that is NOT how this game works

push to either:

- Become Little Mac (20% chance)

- Become Mr. Sandman(punch out)(10% chance)

- Become Glass Joe (70% chance)

On-Topic: No press

Press for either:

- Death by hypersonic star

- Death by Black Hole

[Helix935]

don't press because i just cause i don't want to die (even if the death is interesting)

Press to gain ferrokinetic powers but you are unable to go near anything electronic or metal due to lack of control

[Tex]

No press. I won't get to play KSP anymore!

Press for infinite cake at the cost of no more free time (besides time to eat).

[Starwhip]

NO! The cake is the mind control device! We mus- [TRANSMISSION ENDED]

Press the button to have your mind reset. Failure to execute this task will result in matter rearrangement. You have three seconds. Two seconds. One second...

[toolofdarkness]

no i love my matter when it moves on its own.

press for infinite KSP but you loose all your fingers with no way to regain them