TechnicalK3rbal Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Year 617, the spend millions more on the new "foldy-flag," allowing them to have some sense of wind direction in one small unfoldable package. Later that year, the send one of their own kind on a suborbital trip across the ocean, and he walks back the next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Year 618, Kerbals discover an ancien alien artifact, not knowing what it was supposed to be, they started using it as an hat hanger, which was, by total coincidence, the original use of the object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Potato Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Year 619: Kerbals discover that metal in certain shapes can float, leading to a huge breakthrough in nautical technology and transportation. This discovery was brought about in an unfortunate incident involving a table, five rockets, and an explosive potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioAndWeegee3 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Year 620: Kerbals discover a small island in the middle of the Kacific ocean. It is inhabited by small creatures they proceed to call "Dogs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnicalK3rbal Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Year 620: after their exploratory nautical breakthrough, they discover that they can change the directions of the water with a small rudder. They then attempt to apply this technology to aerospace engineering. They also find that the newly discovered potato can be eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jug head Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 year 621 the kerbals play the first explosion bowl and the broncos beat the dunas then explode in a booster ride 1 hour later memorials are put next to the vab in the shape of a ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likke_A_boss Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Year 622: Kerbals decide that the rudder is not effective in space, country to scientist's predictions. Also, the potato was cooked my a runaway SRB, hence the now baked potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 625: First manned orbital if Minmus. And first unmanned leave of Kerbin's SOI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnicalK3rbal Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 625: First manned orbital if Minmus. And first unmanned leave of Kerbin's SOI.They didn't even get into orbit yet...Anyway, Year 626:Kerbals discover math, and how quadratic equations can be applied to physics. They also find that aforementioned baked potato can be used as glue to hold parts together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 They didn't even get into orbit yet...Anyway, Year 626:Kerbals discover math, and how quadratic equations can be applied to physics. They also find that aforementioned baked potato can be used as glue to hold parts together.They did.... check some earlier history myabe? Victory143 will tell you probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Year 628: Using their so-called "math," the first "official," legal, governmentally-sanctioned successful attainment of orbit is officially recorded into the official record books. Obviously no Kerbal is ever bored enough to read those though, so entertainment companies begin development of a cartoon about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Sorry to mess a bit but on page 7 there are orbitals, suborbitals... Or maybe i missed something? Was there a catastrophy that made kerbals forget about manned munar landings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 554: First GPS-navigated autopilot rocket, it went to an orbit around minmus, and sent a probe that landed on surface.You posted it Anyways, Year 640: Kerbals attempt a Manned Minmus landing. The rocket gets damaged in orbit. To cover up the accident, Kerbal engineers call it 'Space station Fractured'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ahh! I didn't even remember that is aid this 645: Another manned minmus landing try. this one got into orbit, but had not enough fuel to land, astronauts only could come back to kerbin. Some guy called "Sparag Kerman" invented asparagus rocket fuel system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 645: About two days after the invention of asparagus staging, all existing rocket fuel and metal production facilities run out of raw materials and have to shut down. Numerous Kerbals faced the prospect of losing their jobs, and the future looked bleak for Kerbal space exploration, unless someone found more ore deposits or invented a new form of fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Year 651: After 6 years of searching, the Kerbals find the Thin Islands just above Western Kurope. The ground is rich with Keridium and Kerlum Ores but a fuel source is yet to be found... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnulho Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 year 653: With the continuing shortage of fuels, a brilliant kerbal names Hydrol Essis has a not so bright idea, and accidentally comes up with the kerbal unconstituter. His younger brother - being the kerbal that he is - provokes Hydrol into pushing him into the ore refinery that Hydrol is working on. Lo and behold, kethane come flowing out the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 654: Kethane is found that it can be splitted into hydrogen, oxygen, and monpropellant. Kerbals try to convert into fuel, and somehow they did, and they noticed that when they liquidize the hydrogen (strange they didn't think of it before), more can fit in the same size! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Year 655: Late at night, the bored Kerbal interns go to the VAB and get a LV-1 and watch the funny light effects when the flame is passed through a fan. They discover it's much more fuel efficient than a rocket motor and they call it a Fan Engine. The professional engineers want to counter this somehow in order to show them whose boss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Year 655 1/2: Kerbal engineers discover Nuclear propulsion and solar panels. Meanwhile, Kokain is invented, and the government finds it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainGiblets Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) Year 655 3/4: Kokain is tested on apes. The results are horrifying, the government bans it. The northern part of their country thinks it shouldn't be banned, riots break out. Edited February 2, 2014 by CaptainGiblets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) Thread probobly violating rule 2.2c. Uh Oh!!!!! Edited February 2, 2014 by Souper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 False alarm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 year 658: The kerbals FINALLY lands on Minmus. However their ship crashes and leaves them stranded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 659: A rescue mission is sent. They land carefully, without destroying the ship, take the stranded astronauts... and the don't have enough fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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