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554.5: The samples from Minmus have been analysed and contain water. Kerbals start to piece together theories on how the planet Kerbin was created because of this. Also, Tonju Kerman suggest that everything orbits around Kerbin. His idea was influenced by the moons that had orbited Kerbin for millions of years.

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559: After two years of tensions, HWOTK takes a sudden turn for the comical when both sides decide to try and build bomb-powered rockets. The stock of nuclear weapons is quickly used up, with the only casualties being a few unlucky test pilots.

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559.75: The HWOTK's largest battle takes place. The Battle For Eastern Kurope. The Tonju Supporters Militia (TTSM) have greater numbers than the opposition but they are facing better equipped Nationalist Forces (NF). TTSM are being commanded by Monju Kerman, Tonju Kerman's brother. NF are being commanded by Jebediah Kerman himself.

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Woah! Nobody decided who won the battle for Eastern Kurope? This battle changes kerbal history forever! Commander jebediah, please read. You even got Holy War Of The Kerbals wrong! HWOTK.

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(sorry for posting two dates)I think i am going to say something about HWOTK:

559: End of that big battle, NF wins, but at what cost... they lost 95% of they army.

560: Not so big, but most civilian-killing battle takes place. 50 million Kerbals die. Newest Deuterio-tritium fussion bombs are used by NHC (National Helicentrists), and TGC (Tonju's Geocentrists), a poor country Koland is cut in half, and one side belongs to NHC, and the other to TGC.

(also sorry for alot of statements.)

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592: After over a decade of confusion, the Kerbals finally piece together who won the Holy War of the Kerbals. It was... aliens.

In response, they develop a hyper-advanced star cruiser to track down the aliens' home planet, but the crew are killed and eaten by scorpions, delaying further aerospace innovation for several years thereafter.

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Ok... 600: Kerbal's discover a new virus which transforms a Kerbal to a zombie-like state. The infected are called 'Zombals'. The virus originated in Eastern Kurope after the biological warfare that had took place there 40 years before.

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Year 616: Due to requests by Kerbal go-cart drivers to have something flapping in the wind to give them a sense of "speed", Kerbal engineers put their heads together and spend millions of dollars researching new technologies, finally culminating in the invention of the flag.

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