mythbusters844 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 446: Jeb's coffee is banned by the Kerbal States. Meanwhile, Jeb hops on a leaky oil barrel with a smoke pipe on the bottom and flies 1,000........nanometers into the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 446,000001 First manned rocket launch failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdfCYBER Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 446,000005 First unmanned rocket launch when a piece of metal flew into the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyProgram Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) Year 476: The first "liquid-rocket" is discovered when a kerbal put the flammable liquid in a SRB and ignited it. Edited January 16, 2014 by KittyProgram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Year 477: Nothing happens. I mean it, literally nothing happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Year 478: Somehow, the timeflow device unblocked, and kerbal went back to life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Year 476: The first "liquid-rocket" is discovered when a kerbal put the flammable liquid in a SRB and ignited it.There was a history like this.. please read the entire history then posy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyihsuan Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Year 478: Apparently, If you put wooden boards between rocket parts,connect them with Kerbal Tape, and place small (read: large) explosives in between the boards, it separates the two rocket parts.Thus, the stack separator was invented. A month later, they figured out that taping the stack separator to the bottom rocket keeps it from flying everywhere.The two-stage rocket and stack decouplers are born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Year 480: The Kerbals FINALLY build KSC. After it is constructed, Jeb, Bill, and Bob build and launch Kerbin's first suborbital space probe. The Kerbal Space Program begins. Also, the kerbal 80s begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Year 485: Various Deep Space Krakens spontaneously appear on Kerbin and make the kerbals impromptuously reach a new technology level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 486: First manned rocket suborbital. And also first SAS is born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 500 : The hangar where were kept all the rocket parts suddenly explodes. The explosion is as huge as is the stock of this then-flowering new space industry. Thousands of kerbals are killed, and Wherner Von Kerman's scientific archives are destroyed.(wait, it was 486, they had SAS, decouplers, everything we don't have in 5000 when starting a campaign ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdfCYBER Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 503: Time machine invented. Kerbals are now able to timewarp forward, but not back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 500 : The hangar where were kept all the rocket parts suddenly explodes. The explosion is as huge as is the stock of this then-flowering new space industry. Thousands of kerbals are killed, and Wherner Von Kerman's scientific archives are destroyed.(wait, it was 486, they had SAS, decouplers, everything we don't have in 5000 when starting a campaign ?)I think that's because they had it but at 4000 the entire Kerbal nation with warp machines has been wiped out, and only few kerbals live and they start a new civilization, but anywys:513: Kerbal history scientists find few not-burned pages from werner's theories, they build a rocket again and get a satelite to orbit, but not to go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 514: Atmospheric decay causes the satellite to crash in a remote area of Kuba; international fingers of blame are pointed everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdfCYBER Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 515: Scientists have found that pointing your rocket retrograde before burning is a good way of deorbiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 516: scientists have developed an autopilot, in a stroke of brilliance they decide to call it MechJeb after jebediah kerman the best test pilot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 520: First manned flyby of Mun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 530: The wing is discovered when when Matt Kerman dropped a sheet of metal from the VAB in hope of creating a magic carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdfCYBER Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 531: Kerbals are now trying to fly around in one-winged vehicles. They're sad that they didn't invent the airbag first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 532: Kerbals discover the importance of having two wings. Also Minmus is added to the list of moons after an engineer tried to 'catch the flying mint' and failed miserably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 540: First manned orbital of mun, and first unmanned flyby of minmus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 542: The Kerbals start to develop crude RCS systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 543: Kerbals find out that looking closely into the inside of RCS when it's firing is bad for eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdfCYBER Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 549: Breaking news! Scientists have put some RCS thrusters and fuel on a rocket, and they could steer it! (at least a few seconds, before it exploded) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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