Nick7892 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 550 Radio communication is invented when Barely Kerman attached a phone on a metal pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdfCYBER Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 552: Kerbals launch a geostationary communication sattelite so they can communicate with each other using their phone-on-metal-poles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 554: First GPS-navigated autopilot rocket, it went to an orbit around minmus, and sent a probe that landed on surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 554.5: The samples from Minmus have been analysed and contain water. Kerbals start to piece together theories on how the planet Kerbin was created because of this. Also, Tonju Kerman suggest that everything orbits around Kerbin. His idea was influenced by the moons that had orbited Kerbin for millions of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 555: Most of people don't like theory of Tonju Kerman, and some very helicentic-fanatic guy kills him. First death for your own theories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Tonju Kerman's followers blame Jebidiah's religion for Tonju Kerman's death. Neither side trusts each other and soon things escalate in to the first Holy War Of The Kerbals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 557: HWOTK starts to be really dangerous, when helicentrists develop an fission bomb,and geocentrists develop a fusion bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NGTOne Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 559: After two years of tensions, HWOTK takes a sudden turn for the comical when both sides decide to try and build bomb-powered rockets. The stock of nuclear weapons is quickly used up, with the only casualties being a few unlucky test pilots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnicalK3rbal Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 559-1/2 Hwotk escalates as Kerbals invent larger fireworks, which explode on impact. They contemplate stapping aforementioned nuclear weapons onto the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) 559.75: The HWOTK's largest battle takes place. The Battle For Eastern Kurope. The Tonju Supporters Militia (TTSM) have greater numbers than the opposition but they are facing better equipped Nationalist Forces (NF). TTSM are being commanded by Monju Kerman, Tonju Kerman's brother. NF are being commanded by Jebediah Kerman himself. Edited January 26, 2014 by victory143 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Jebidiah Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 5676 years after the end of HOWTKthe start of the Kulf war when the United states of Kemeraca go up against Kiraqu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Woah! Nobody decided who won the battle for Eastern Kurope? This battle changes kerbal history forever! Commander jebediah, please read. You even got Holy War Of The Kerbals wrong! HWOTK. Edited January 26, 2014 by victory143 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Potato Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 56.999This ship arrives in the Kerbin system and wipes out the history from the Battle of Eastern Kurope to New Year's day in 567. As such, the Kulf war between the USK and Kiraqu happens instead of the "real" history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Lord potato, you arrived 50 years before Kerbals existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (sorry for posting two dates)I think i am going to say something about HWOTK:559: End of that big battle, NF wins, but at what cost... they lost 95% of they army.560: Not so big, but most civilian-killing battle takes place. 50 million Kerbals die. Newest Deuterio-tritium fussion bombs are used by NHC (National Helicentrists), and TGC (Tonju's Geocentrists), a poor country Koland is cut in half, and one side belongs to NHC, and the other to TGC.(also sorry for alot of statements.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 And now i also see thet some arguments will probably go, because of HWOTK. HWOTK kills, poisons and separtes human hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Are we continuing from HWOTK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I DON'T KNOW! Anything... I.. I.. ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 592: After over a decade of confusion, the Kerbals finally piece together who won the Holy War of the Kerbals. It was... aliens.In response, they develop a hyper-advanced star cruiser to track down the aliens' home planet, but the crew are killed and eaten by scorpions, delaying further aerospace innovation for several years thereafter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Ok... 600: Kerbal's discover a new virus which transforms a Kerbal to a zombie-like state. The infected are called 'Zombals'. The virus originated in Eastern Kurope after the biological warfare that had took place there 40 years before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 610: The Zombals have spread to the Krussian Kingdom to the east and the Krussian millitary attempts to hold them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robopilot99 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Year 365 kerbals make first attempts to get into space be strapping large amounts of fireworks to themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) Year 365???? Ftw?anyways:615: Kerbal doctors start to develop cure for Zombal Illness. Edited January 29, 2014 by cziken20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnicalK3rbal Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Year 615 & 1/2, the develop the cure. They then begin to continue their former aerospace research, mainly involving an unfortunate incident with a go-cart and some solid rockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Year 616: Due to requests by Kerbal go-cart drivers to have something flapping in the wind to give them a sense of "speed", Kerbal engineers put their heads together and spend millions of dollars researching new technologies, finally culminating in the invention of the flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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