Killing the Poster Above you

[Goodle...]

So, this game is pretty simple. You think of the most stupid method possible in order to kill the poster above you.

So, i will start by an example

I take out my sword to kill the invisible poster above me.

Now someone will try to kill me

Please, easter eggs should not be obvious and methods of killing should not be obscene

Also, it is recommended that the ways of killing should be as hilarious and stupid as possible.

Edited December 16, 2013 by Goodle...

[The Destroyer]

I throw Minecraft eggs at you, spawning 5 chickens as you die.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I tie you to the torture table, but sadly, I impale myself on a torture instrument and fall on you, killing you.

[Goodle...]

I Put your head point blank against a Primed SRB and the flames cook your head.

[zekes]

"I burn you, then trample you till you are dust, then throw the dust at the wall... then blow up the wall."

...a cookie to whoever gets the reference

[Titan Space Agency]

I stap you on a rocket and I balst you to Jool and the spacecraft imploads on the shear presure of the atmo.

[Noname117]

I strap you to a rocket of similar design, except send you into Kerbol, burning your body to a molten crisp

[Goodle...]

"I burn you, then trample you till you are dust, then throw the dust at the wall... then blow up the wall."

...a cookie to whoever gets the reference

Ghostbusters 2?

Anyways, I orbitally strike you so you get glassed

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I call in an airstrike onto your position. The bomb doesn't detonate but the shell happens to hit you on the head

[Goodle...]

I use a raygun to shoot your head off

[mythbusters844]

I throw a rock at you that misses and hits some nitroglycerin just randomly lying on the ground that detonates and kills you.

[zekes]

I throw a train at your face. It hurts you.

[Sylandro]

Jebediah Kerman rides a Rockomax BACC directly pointed straight at your face.

[MinerEdgar]

I hit your eyes out with a pickaxe.

[Goodle...]

I fling Kerbin into your face. you got pulverlized

[Sesni]

My left jet engine in my passenger plane blows up because Jeb flew into the air intake, and I crash into you.

[Mad Potatoes]

well, the poster above is already dead... what do i do?

[KvickFlygarn87]

I poke you with a stick from behind. You get a heart attack.

[bigyihsuan]

I hit you with a non-physical noun. You die of the sheer impossibility of being hit by a non-physical noun.

[Titan Space Agency]

I kill you by shooting you with a ray of nothing.

[Danish_Savage]

I bind you to a totem pole, and force you to watch the pony thing till you die from it.

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[astropapi1]

I slap you with a shoe until you die.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I cut that space shuttle in small bits and eat them one after the one...

[DisarmingBaton5]

I impale you with my pole (flagpole, not that other thing)

[Noname117]

how do I kill an earth with text... Death star perhaps? yeah, let's go with that.