Killing the Poster Above you

[Titan Space Agency]

I activate the abort abort system and you smash back into the rocket.

[Starwhip]

I climb to the top of a very tall tower, with an ASHPD and a Companion Cube, shoot a portal below me, one in the moon, drop the cube off the building, and have it hit your rocket and kill you.

[Designer225]

I escaped the rocket and have it aimed at both of you. The shockwave it create kills both of you.

[FlamingPotatoes]

I fly an armada of SRB's straight at your parachute

[OdinYggd]

I laugh like a madman as the guidance system of the SRBs malfunctions and they instead home in on the VAB, where as their builder you were watching with binoculars for the moment of glorious victory.

[Goodle...]

I blow up kerbin. you all die

[MGUARN]

well lucky me for being banished to the moon so I throw a few moon rocks the size of Texas towards your ship.

[Starwhip]

Well, I still have my ASHPD, so I portal up to said moon rocks and get a free ride to the ship.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Trip you, so you fall and impale yourself on that diamond sword...

[Goodle...]

and i put a bucket over your head before kicking you off a cliff, yelling, "This is Krata!"

[Zaryulenko]

I throw you toilet paper making you explode!

[MGUARN]

I put a giant laser on the moon ,and blow up half the planet along with you.

[Goodle...]

I poke you. you die.

[Noname117]

I feed you McDonalds hamburgers until you grow obese and die of a heart attack.

[Captain Sierra]

I de-orbit my space station on your head. Since there is no reentry damage, you are crushed but 227 tons of space junk.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I'll cut you face off and put it as your avatar.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I would stare at you. Until you go insane.

[OdinYggd]

Have a mirror. Now you stare at yourself until you die.

[0jam3290]

But the mirror is double-sided, meaning you both stare at yourselves until you die.

[Rage097]

I drop the sledgehammer meant for the mirror while tripping, crushing your face.

[minerman30]

My assassins have been waiting. You don't see them creeping up on you...

*Stabs*

[vexx32]

Oh, how ironic. You walked right into it! Um, say high to the man-eating giant Venus Flytrap in that room you just walked into. Oh, and yeah, the door's blocked off. I also took the liberty of reinforcing the walls and bricking over the windows. Sorry.

[theattackcorgi]

Ha, but unknowing to you, This room is set with trapdoors i made!

[rasheed]

I give you a poisoned doggie treat c:

[minerman30]

It turns out the attack pit-bulls also wanted that treat.