If you have no money, but could have an unlimited quantity of three different things

[nhnifong]

You are bound by a cosmic spell that only lets you have three different things. You may have as much of these as you want, however you are not allowed to sell them or trade them for anything else. You can only aquire other goods and services by making them from raw materials (which can come from the unlimited three things) and by doing everything yourself. If the service must be performed in the presense of things you don't have, they will be supplied, but you can't keep them. If the good must be delivered, or stored in a container, one will be supplied for you.

What do I mean by "different things"? A good or service can be considered identical to another good or service if they both have UPC codes which are the same, OR if one could be interchanged with the other, without a renegotiation of contract. For example, If you are paying for maid service, and you would have to ask them to change something about what they do, then that would be a different service.

Remember, asking for money is pretty pointless, as you aren't allowed to trade your unlimited items. (unless you make something out of them) Be creative!

I would request:

Free "chef's special" from a nice resturant.

High-efficiency photovoltaic power generation kits.

Land

I intend to install zillions of solar power generating plants and sell power to the masses while eating for free

Until I can afford a place to stay from the revenue of my power plants, I will live in a shelter made of photovoltaic panels.

Edited December 14, 2013 by nhnifong

[astropapi1]

Nutella

Water

Aspirin, for the iminent headaches I'm gonna have for eating so much Nutella.

[nhnifong]

Nutella

Water

Aspirin, for the iminent headaches I'm gonna have for eating so much Nutella.

Better get the expensive european kind that doesn't have trans fat!

[KvickFlygarn87]

Power

Gaming computers

Internet

My work here is done.

[Holo]

Von Neumann machines

Asteroids

Energy

I tell the von neumann machines to construct things out of the asteroids, powered by the unlimited energy.

[bigyihsuan]

Everything, everything, and everything.

Everything is a single object, right?

[astropapi1]

Power

Gaming computers

Internet

My work here is done.

Dammit! Swap the aspirin for a computer with internet.

[mrrpamplemousse]

1-Pure energy

2-Time

3-Determination

You can do everything with these tree.

[TechnicalK3rbal]

Matter and energy.

[astropapi1]

Matter,energy, and nutella.

There, fixed it for you.

[Skyler4856]

microscopic Mind control devices

Crop dusters

The restaurants that members of congress dine at.

[TechnicalK3rbal]

Yes, but Nutella is matter, right?

[Duxwing]

I would choose only one thing: power in the sense of being "all powerful". All else follows.

-Duxwing

[Skyrunner27]

Canada

A Computer w/internet

A police box

[Noname117]

A good computer with internet

Viruses which can hack into any computer and implant files

Files of Whackjob's rockets

I could force people into doing what I want them to do lest their computers be melted

[astropapi1]

Yes, but Nutella is matter, right?

Tasty matter, yes.

[B11267]

1. Best computer with inbuilt internetz.

2. All the KSP's

3. all the green apples.