Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.

[ColdJ]

It is pronounced Goth Ick. (Ick, it's a Goth.)

Is there a Snow White font?

 

[kerbiloid]

Yo! Haven't ya watched da flahck?

_{(Not a native speaker, so used this: https://ebonics-speak.netlify.app/)}

 

Is a man with battery a batman?

Spoiler

 

[ColdJ]

As much as a a man with a chicken in a Bantam.

Where is the Bantam of the opera?

[kerbiloid]

He is being sang by Sarah Banrightman.

Why do they name a theater after the browser, Opera?

[ColdJ]

Because otherwise it would be a theatre of war.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?

[kerbiloid]

A pot of gold. The songs about rainbow are actually songs of greed.

Why is the rainbow an arc, when actually it's a sphere?

[ColdJ]

Because the Earth is not the Sun. The Sun needs to behind you to see a rainbow, so to see a sphere you would have to be standing on the Sun.

What is a word you don't know?

[kerbiloid]

I can't remember its proper spelling.

Do the British believe that the writing is magic, as they do it by spelling?

Edited October 4, 2024 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

Sit a spell and we will find out.

How many notes in a block of wood?

[kerbiloid]

Seven. It's anyway a muzik, even when it's a xylophone.

 

How do they call wood ore?

[Qwotty]

They type "woodore@forestmail.com" into a typewriter and wait for a squirrel to deliver the message.

[ColdJ]

The Squirrel has finally arrived.

Does the Squirrel store it's nuts in an asylum?

[kerbiloid]

Asylum is full of nuts from many B-movies. Some of them are about mutant squirrels.

Why do the squirrels live in the forest black holes?

[ColdJ]

They are looking for Black forest Cake.

 

Did electricity wipe out the Dyno saurs?

[kerbiloid]

Yes, because they can't pass through the 110 kV powerlines.

As there is Miskatonic, is there Miskajinic?

[ColdJ]

Yes. The are contestants in the Miss K pageant.

Things named "Enterprise" keep getting destroyed, so why do they keep naming them that?

[kerbiloid]

The capitalism needs the enterprises for food.

Is "miss" "mistress" or "mistress"?

[ColdJ]

Definitely Mi Stress.

Do we really need things to be really bad, in order to remember when they were good?

[kerbiloid]

They are good, compared to the bad.

If mystress causes my stress, does mister cast mist?

Edited December 5, 2024 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

No because it is Mi Ster, so they are always stirring up trouble.

If the question is the answer, can I answer everything?

[kerbiloid]

You can answer everything about every thing.

Does thinking a thing makes think a thing?

[ColdJ]

Possibly. It may also make Thing think. (Imagine fingers clicking to the Adams Family theme.)

When will the TV show "Pugsley" air?

[kerbiloid]

Immediately on having combined the boy from the Addams Family and the lizard from Terminator.

Spoiler

What were they feeding Jonesy with, when they had never shown a cat food package?

Spoiler

Btw, how could it be that Jonesy was never jumping around the table and meowing when they were eating?

Was there a litter box onboard?

[ColdJ]

Easy. Jonesy was an android and so was well mannered and never needed to eat or go.

What was the chemical makeup of the acid?

Edited December 17, 2024 by ColdJ

[kerbiloid]

The acid color tatoo for disco UV.

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What was the Jonesy cyborg scratching instead of soft furniture?

38 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

Jonesy was an android

Catroid or felindroid.

Edited December 17, 2024 by kerbiloid