Survive That Attack!

[Xannari Ferrows]

Matter nor positive energy can penetrate the shield grid. The TIDP takes the energy for itself to power the weapons array.

As for my retaliatory strike, I launch a few TCAWs, but my tactical array temporarily loses resolution, causing them to fly towards the next poster instead.

You have about .08 seconds.

[Ethanadams]

at this point i have so many clones that the tcaws are ussless

so the user below gets hit whith my dead clones falling from space

[Dark Junior]

I call in the reboot enterprise to stop the clones.

I crash the enterprise Galen Marek style into the next user.

[Bacon_commando]

I use my incredible strength to hold up the enterprise and stop it from crushing me.

I then proceed to hurl the enterprise at the next poster.

[Dark Junior]

I send Jean-Luc to deal with it.

I then order Jean-Luc to fire all forward phasers at you.

[temporalExile]

Okay, but I recalibrate the transphasic dilithium warp crystal matrix, creating a level two gravitometric anomaly that dimensionally relocates the phaser beams to the next poster.

I had to borrow my friends cow for all of the BS in the post...

[TARDISES]

I happen to be in a robot equipped with a Hyper Jammer. I activate it, and the resultant multiple images allow me to evade.

Since the robot is a modified Gespenst, I activate the plasma stakes, charging at the next poster with intent to Jet Magnum them.

[Dark Junior]

I deflect by going super sayiyan and FIRING MY LASERS!

I then fire my LASERS at the next poster.

[Bacon_commando]

I raise the forward deflector fields to maximum, deflecting the LASERS away from my Warship.

The LASERS are now heading straight for the next poster.

[Dark Junior]

Still super saiyan.

I block them with my chest superman style and I send a Kamehameha X100 at you (Has enough power to destroy solar systems)

[Mr. Me]

I "Rage against the dying of the light" and move to another star system (*cough* Interstellar).

I throw the Matrix (from the 1984 Transformers movie) at the next poster.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Force field.

I put a train engine in midair above the next poster.

[kiwi1960]

Where did the train come from?

Kiwi1960 was killed instantly by a non existent train that someone dreamed up ..... but before he died... he flicked Jeb's toothpick at the next poster....

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Force fields solve everything...

I tell the president of EA that the next poster wants their money back for buying a broken game.

[TARDISES]

The game happened to be Sonic '06. Oh hi I rek you using unlimited gem powahs.

(NOTE: I do not actually own that game. Or the consoles it was released on. I just know what I do from LPs)

I shoot the Black Box at the next poster. Three times. (It SHOULD count as one attack, considering you can fire three rockets from it before you need to reload...)

[DestinyPlayer]

I do

. Rockets from the Black Box just get vaporized in the big kaboom, and everything around me is also soon going to get vaporized if nothing happens. As people say, when the world goes all like "I'm just gonna fall apart now, don't mind me"...

Hehe, always wanted to do that...

[TrainEngie]

I shoot a paper spitball at the above user to lose his concentration of energy, and I throw the straw really hard at the next user.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Oh no, anything but the straw. I'll have to pull of a Matrix style dodge to get out of this one. It continues past me to the next person.

[TrainEngie]

It's a boomerang straw! It hits me square in head. I throw a radiator plate at the next user.

Edited July 4, 2015 by TrainEngie

[Mr. Me]

A magnet on the ground attracts the plate away from me.

The next poster is duct taped to a booster Jeb is riding.

[TrainEngie]

I shake my head and cause the booster to explode, therefore letting Jeb and I fly.

I land a VTOL square on the next user's head.

[Dark Junior]

I destroy it by hyperediting into the middle of jool.

I throw a collapsing black hole and a pile of pigs and nyan kerbals at the next poster

[Xannari Ferrows]

New shielding.

The next person is destroyed by the Yottajoules of power output by this thing.

[vinster7]

I die and get revived but die again because it failed so it triggers a chain reaction sending a storm of knives at the next poster for some reason.

[Souper]

The knives land around my body cartoon-style.

The next poster is pinned down by a sniper!