Survive That Attack!

[The Space Dino]

The capitalist space dino spy spies on the next poster and releases a raptor to assassinate him.

[0111narwhalz]

Armed with the knowledge gleaned from the Internet, I emerge from the raptor panic largely unscathed.

I sic random formatting upon the next poster.

[Souper]

I change the settings to default, then start typin

Quote

g ^{my attack} on

the _{next pos}ter.

 

I stab the next poster 82 times with a bayoneted combat knife. A BAYONETED COMBAT KNIFE!

Edited November 10, 2016 by Souper

[kerbiloid]

2 hours ago, Capt. Hunt said:

I distract comrade commissar with vodka

Impossible. Vodka can't distract him, you failed.

The bayoneted combat knife misses 82 times. Just fortune, what to say else...

 

The next poster meets...
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Negan Style

Spoiler

 

 

[Dark Junior]

I have a wall of Keemstars defending me.

I then send the Keem-wall after the next poster

[Souper]

I blow them to hell with my BFG-9000.

 

I detonate a vacuum metastability bomb next to the next poster.

[kerbiloid]

A vacuum cleaner gets unstable and switches off.

When the next poster looks into its hosepipe trying to repair, it switches on and swallows him.

[Souper]

My suicide vest goes off, exploding me and the hosepipe.

 

I inexplicably survive, fully intact, and crash into the next poster at 50 m/s.

[Nerfclasher]

On November 11, 2016 at 0:41 AM, Souper said:

My suicide vest goes off, exploding me and the hosepipe.

 

I inexplicably survive, fully intact, and crash into the next poster at 50 m/s.

Since I was in a fighter jet and you didn't match velocity you Missed my by a mile and the next poster gets killed after making their choice of offense to the person after them

[CRITAWAKETS]

I use a Invis Battlecard to become temporarily invincible

And then i use Atom Blazer to burn the next poster.

[StupidAndy]

i am made of dark matter

i use a very large magnet to pull alpha Centuri to the earth to burn the next person

[0111narwhalz]

I deny the star access, since it did not pay its toll.

In response, I lash out with AKKA, removing the next poster from the universe entirely.

[kerbiloid]

Getting out from my sight, the previous universe disappears. Now I need to imagine up the next one. And there is no next poster in it.

[StupidAndy]

but since you imagined the next poster, a next poster appears, that would be me

I use my magical knowledge of common sense, or just plain having too much spare time, to annoy the next person to the brink of insanity, like my school

[Souper]

I gun you down with a bolter.

 

The next poster slips on StupidAndy's gore and blood and falls into a pit of spinning saws with poison-tipped edges. With razorblades duct taped to them.

[0111narwhalz]

My diamondoid scalemail dulls the sawblades and tears the razorblades from the tape.

A scale pops free, flying at great speed in the direction of the next poster. Its hard, sharp edge cuts through the air easily.

[Xorth Tanovar]

It may cut through the air easily, but barely makes a scratch on my Mark IV Astartes warplate.

 

The scale deflects to the next player, but now slightly dulled so it rips rather than cuts...

[kerbiloid]

Doesn't matter. "Axolotl Light Intertribal, Mark IV", armor successfully protects from them with its monomolecular fiber.

The next poster gets plagued.

[Souper]

I pray to the Emperor. He heals me.

 

The Emperor is angry with the next poster, and sends all 20 primarchs and every single space marine and imperial guardsman and inquisitor and anybody else loyal to the Imperium (Basically entire 40k human population) at the next poster.

[Delfinus]

Luckily, the Horus Heresy occurs, and everyone is too busy fighting each other to bother finding me.

 

I throw the next poster into the atmosphere of Venus.

[Souper]

I love Venus! Venus spares me for my allegiance.

 

Venus shoots a jet of it's atmosphere at 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999941% c at the next poster.

[kerbiloid]

Recoil rotates Venus and throws it in the opposite direction before I even can understand what happened. Jet misses me by several kilometers.

But the next poster appears exactly on the Venus way.

[Abel Military Services]

I use Henry's Teleporter to teleport me to Kerbin.

But I leave a Tsar Bomba on the Venus,it will explode when it hits next poster.

I use 10 Mammoth engines to push Venus towards next poster.

 

[SkyFall2489]

*stands out of the way*

*Venus continues on its path*

[Abel Military Services]

I detonates the Tsar Bomba, Venus disappears in a fireball. 

I call 9 mercenaries to hunt for next poster.