Survive That Attack!

[Tery215]

I throw the scientists back at you.

The next poster no longer has a nervous system.

[Souper]

My body gets infected with the Green flu (from left 4 dead) right before said disappearance of my nervous system, and then some random guy TOUCHES and SHAKES my dead body and says "WAIK UP!!11!!111!" and then he turns into a zombie, and then attacks the next poster.

Edited April 20, 2014 by Souper

[Shna_na]

I acquire my high-tech frying pan and beat the guy down.

I then fry up and force-feed to the next user the remains of the now dead zombie/man.

[Tery215]

I pretend to eat it, then I pretend to choke on the food. Your restaurant goes out of business.

The next poster is being fried up and served to the user after the next user.

[Palladium Corp]

Luckily, the gas supply to the fryer is cut, so it stops frying me before it can do any damage.

I attack the next poster using the time-honoured martial art of Ecky Thump.

[Ikaneko]

I knock you out with a riot shield. I chuck it to attack the next poster.

[Souper]

I am on Bop, remember? you are on a restaurant on Kerbin. Attack denied.

I invent LQ-84i (Blade Wolf (11JRidding)) and program him to attack the next poster.

Edited April 21, 2014 by Souper

[Ikaneko]

I am on Kerbin, remember? Blade wolf is incapable of interplanetary powers.

I chuck interplanetary space at the next poster.

[Souper]

I deflect it with the Blade Wolf impostor (a hunk of sharp objects duct taped together in a wolf like shape), keeping me safe from all harm. I then teleport to Kerbin and unleash the REAL Blade Wolf on you (11JRidding again), to attack the next poster!

Edited April 21, 2014 by Souper

[Palladium Corp]

You can not locate me because I am cloaked.

I then attack the next poster using the martial art of Ecky Thump. (And they will not see it coming, because I am still cloaked)

[Souper]

Blade wolf has heat vision, and locates you. After he shred you to pieces, he attacks the next poster (if you are pallidium corp again, he will eat you)

Edited April 21, 2014 by Souper

[Pockrtplanesairways]

I'm not palladium corp, so he doesn't hurt me.

Then jeb lands in his soyuz capsule without a parachute on the next poster. He is not killed in the landing.

[Palladium Corp]

Having escaped the blade dog through the power of narrative, I am safe in my secret underground bunker where neither a blade dog nor a lithobraking Soyuz capsule can get to me.

I use Ecky Thump on the next poster.

[11JRidding]

I am still able to get to you

I have no idea what Ecky Thump is, and through doing so, am not affected by it

I then slice through the Earth (Or Kerbin, whichever is used), and it splits in two. I use this to locate Palladium's bunker, climb in said bunker, allow gravity to pull the planet back together, then slice Palladium_Corp to pieces

I do the same to the next poster

[Souper]

By transferring my consciousness into a machine, i turn myself into.....

Blade Human!

I pull out a rocket propelled chainsaw and kill the next poster.

[victory143]

Fair enough but I just reappear in the cloning bay onboard the Kestrel Cruiser.

I Ram the next poster.

[Shna_na]

My Zoltan shields are up, nothing can get past that. Ever.

I ram into the next user, vaporising them with the shield.

[Palladium Corp]

I have no idea what Ecky Thump is

Look it up on YouTube.

Anyway, I am not affected by the shields, because I am already standing right behind you. I then proceed to use Ecky Thump on you and the next poster.

[Tery215]

I watched the episode, which I assumed was your attack.

The next user is stuffed in a space suit that has poison ivy leaves in it, and then thrown into space. Also, hyper allergies to poison ivy leaves that may cause death. (No antihistamines.)

[Tidus Klein]

Do to the fact that I am a Creeper I have no allergies and just float in space.......Waiting........watching......drinking tea made from these wonderful leaves......and planning for when the next poster

pilots his space ship a little to close.

the next poster does just that.........Le BOOM,BA!

[Starwhip]

My structural-panel-covered space MKAV took minimal damage- just a few jitters and a readjustment of orbit.

The MKAV proceeds to slam into the next poster's craft.

[Palladium Corp]

My "craft" happens to be the planet Kerbin, so you slam into the ground and explode.

I hit the next poster in the face with a red herring!

[pauldbk99]

I use the kraken to eat it the i throw the kraken to the next poster

[Ikaneko]

I use the 0.17 update to ward it off.]

I throw Eve (added in 0.17) at the next poster

[Souper]

I teleport to Eve's surface so i'm not in the way.

Realizing i didn't have a spacesuit, i survive for 1200 seconds before i die of lack of oxygen. (other then oxygen, you can survive Eve for as much as 2400 seconds (4 minutes) before catastrophic heat stroke.

The next poster suffers the same fate.

Edited April 24, 2014 by Souper