Forum's English-ish Dictionary

[Columbia]

Space Shuttle: A paper plane duct-taped to a big orange and some big firework rockets.

International Space Station: A thing that proves that you don't need struts.

Mk3 Fuselage: Obese fuel-carrying walrus.

DressGate: Two colors in one!

Rover: Floaty gas horse.

Beethoven: He who can't enjoy his own music.

Mozart: He who actually smiles inconspicuously in his paintings.

The Sun: Warm Chernobyl.

Space Station: Lag machine.

Water: Less patient than land.

Kerbal Space Program: Excuse to make it seem like you're studying.

[CelticCossack51]

MLG: see "earplugs".

Gun: tube of death

Gum: bane of braces management.

Bridge: levitating road

Binoculars: mini-scopes.

Root Bear: see "heaven"

[Sampa]

Battleship: big boats with large guns

[Hobbes Novakoff]

International Space Station: A thing that proves that you don't need struts.

Space Battleship: A thing that proves that you do need struts.

[Kerbart]

Decoupler: Rocket-in-two breaker

[General Rarity]

Space Shuttle Orbiter: Usually a flying machine that launches on a Space Shuttle Launcher, usually has wheels and lands at KSC after going into space. Also usually lands in one piece.

Buran: An Earthling Space Shuttle that used the Energia instead of itself and a fueltank to into space; thought of as superior to the Space Shuttle Orbiter. Tends to get on a storage hangar's bad side.

Edited March 15, 2015 by General Rarity

[StrandedonEarth]

Orbiting: Falling and missing the ground

Rocket Engine: Thing that makes you go forward by shooting flames out the back

[CelticCossack51]

Polandball: politic colouring book.

[Vivian_Science]

Door : carved wood rectangle

[Joshwoo70]

DSTO : double stage to orbit. (Why not?! das did a dsto....)

EPL: extra-planetary launchpads