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This song wasn't written by Jeb, it was written by his agent. They had been contracted by the Kerbin government department of propaganda and optimism to create a patriotic video.

I don't have the video, just these stills and lyrics, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

 

Jebediah

♫♪♫♪ I've been, to planets, with no signs of life, ♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♪ From Duna, to Eve, Dres, Jool and Moho, ♫♪♫♪

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♫♪♫♪♪ But wherever I roam, in the deep depths of space, ♫♪♫♪♪
♫♪♪♫♪ I still call old Kerbin home. ♫♪♫♪♫♪
 
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
 

Jebediah:

♫♪♫♪ I'm always flying, I love being free, ♫♪♫♪♪

♫♪♫♪ And so I keep leaving the dirt and the sea. ♫♫♪♫♪

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♪♪♪♫♫ But though, my heart lies, with the sun, mun and stars , ♫♫♪♪
♪♪♪ I still call old Kerbin home. ♫♫♪♪♪

 

♫♫♪♪♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♪♪

Choir:

 ♫♪♪♫♪ All the brave explorers, flying 'round the sun, ♫♪¢♪♫♪♪

♪♪♪ Away from their family and friends. ♪♪♪

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♪♪♪♫But as outer space gets deeper, and colder,  ♪♪♪♪♪
♪♪♫♫♪♪ It's good to know, where your journey ends. ♪♪

 

♪♪♪♪♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♫♫♪♪♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫

♪♪♪♪♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♫♫♪♫♫♫♪♪

 

Choir:

 ♪♪♫♫And someday, we'll all be, together once more, ♪♪♫♫

♫♫♪♪♫ When all the spaceships come back to the floor. ♫♪♪♫

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♪♫♪♫♪ I'll realize, something, that I've always known, ♪♫♫♫♪
♪♪♫♫♪♪ I still call old Kerbin home. ♫♪♫♪♫♪

 

All:
♪♫♪ But no matter, how far, in deep space I roam, ♪♫♪♪

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Choir:
♪♫♪♫♪ I still call old Kerbin, ♫♪♫

 

Jebediah:
♪♪♫♪♪ I still call old Kerbin, ♪♪♫♫♫ ♪

 

All:
♪♫♪♫♪«I stiiiill, caaall old Ker-bin,
home!
♪♫♪♫♫♫♪♫
 
 
 
There. Now if that doesn't get your kerbals feeling inspired, there's something wrong with them.
This idea randomly came to me yesterday. As you might not know, I'm parodying this:
 
 
Apologies to QANTAS, Peter Allen, and the Australian Girls Choir and National Boys Choir.
 
Other  kerbal parody songs by me:
 
 
 
 
 
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Very nice indeed! :)

Thanks!

*claps* when reading though it while listing to the music, i start hearing some of the kerbal lyrics instead of the actual ones in the song.

Awesome, I'll take that as a success. Jeb will be selling signed copies outside the astronaut complex tomorrow, but you'll have to catch him before he flies away.

Before I found out what song it was, I was reading it to the tune of "Under The Sea" from The Little Mermaid... :P

Hmmm... can't really see it. Maybe because the original tune is so well stuck in my head.

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Definitely Well, maybe verse four will be extra powerful to kerbals who've had their missions suddenly extended indefinitely, but stranded? That's not something any kerbal should worry about. No, this is just a song to make citizens of Kerbin feel all patriotic, and warm inside.

And less likely to complain about stuff.

Anyway, go get your copy now! Available at the KSC gift shop, Astronaut Complex, ground floor, and all good music stores Kerbin wide!

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(Small parts make it unsuitable for children under 2.)

(Batteries, and solar panels not included, we forgot to add them.)

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Is that a mainsail on the back of a plane?

It was a shuttle- every engine on it at launch (apart from SRBs) was still there at landing, for reusability. Though in initial experiments, it was basically a plane with a mainsail.

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]Make a video, please!

Sadly, I feel I am lacking some of the necessary resources. Such as video editing software good enough to recreate those "stills" in movie form, and also a choir.

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Sadly, I feel I am lacking some of the necessary resources. Such as video editing software good enough to recreate those "stills" in movie form, and also a choir.

Do you know what I could do if I had a choir? Or even just one guy who can sing?

(Amazing Things!)

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I was hearing an odd version of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" at first... about two or three lines.

Hmmmm.

Might have to give that a go... "Swing low, sweet orbiter, comi..." yep. To the drawing boards!

Great artwork, by the way!

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  • 2 weeks later...
ToTheMun said:
Did anyone else think about the Pokémon theme song when they read this? Or is it just me...? :\

Funny enough, I have had ideas for a Kerbalised Pokémon theme song floating around for a while. The problem is I can't get words to fit the rhythm, and be thematically coherent.

♫♫♪ I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was. ♫♫♪♫

♫♪♫To launch them, is my real test, to land them is my cause. ♫♫♪♫

♪♫♫ will travel, through outer space, searching far and wide.. ♫♫♫♪

♫♫♪ Each Kerbalnaut, will understand da da-da da da-da.....  ♪♪♪

Maybe someday I'll have a full song, and will no doubt post it here, with some awesome pictures.

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