megatiger78 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 what? KILL IT WITH MORE FIRE!waiter there's soup in soup in soup in pie in soup in my hamburger. WHY IS SOUP IN MY HAMBUGER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 its our new special, can you read?Waiter, theres a super suit in my suit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Sorry we are specialists in soup not suits.Waiter my soup is waiting for the waiter, which waiting for someone waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Indeed.Waiter, there are feathers in my soup, a flaming one, an ice covered one, and a steel electric one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Sorry, but we ran out of chicken. But we had some Phoenix, snow owl and cyborg turkey left.Waiter, why is there a Staff Assisant in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 To assist the staff, why else?Waiter, there's SOUP in my soup bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 So sorry for the inconvenience.*drains soup from soup bowl*Waiter, there's a live chicken in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm sorry, we thought all of them were fully gassed...Waiter, there's some intergranular corrosion in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Eat it quickly, before it totally decays then.WAITER! There is a live lawyer in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I hope you have a better one, he doesn't look happy.Waiter, there's a miniature canoe in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 You want a bigger one?Waiter, why is my soup in bread? (sorry, wanted to change my answers up a bit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Because you've poured it there.Waiter, why there is plane debris in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 It makes the flaver more explosive.Waiter, theres a waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 That's the spoon.Waiter, there are beans in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlueJay Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Sir, those aren't beans. That's not even a bowl of soup. I suggest you get out of the dumpster and go into the restaurant.Waiter, there's a finger in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 See, if you do this trick with the fingers up close to the eyes, you can make them look like sausages!Waiter, there's a virtual reality headset in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarLiner Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Wear it, then the soup can be a lie.Waiter! There are Stack Overflows in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Oh, sorry, I will bring you some more stack holders and salt.Waiter, there is a fissile disciplinary loaf in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 ? No idea what that is... But just to be safe, don't eat it and run away from it.Waiter, there is a blown-up Falcon 9 first stage in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Well, you did order the Atlantic soup!Waiter, there's a LEM in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Um, what's that?Waiter, theres a fissle sheld in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Oh, sorry. I'll bring you a Missile Shed instead. Also, that rhymed.Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 oh sorry sir. here have a fork instead.Waiter, Danny2462 is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarLiner Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Don't touch it or the whole universe will glit-Waiter! There are divisions by 0 in my soup ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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