boontze Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Hold on a minute i forgot Morty Waiter! There's a Jebediah in my soup. I think he's making something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) Waiter, there is something sticking out of the soup, it looks white, with 3 prongs sticking out, and it shot a blue portal at the ceiling... Edited May 1, 2016 by Planetace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choctofliatrio2.0 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Ah yes, don't look at the operational end of the device. For science. Waiter, there's some *shudders* algebra in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Ooh, cool! Would you like some trigonometry on the side? Waiter, there's a bone in my soup, looks like from a large animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Ah yes, we do put live pumas in our soups to give them that extra flavour. Waiter, there's a battle going on in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Well I can sprinkle some NATO peacekeepers onto it to let the battle die down a bit. If you want a little more, I'll get the RF sprinkler. We also have a jar of Taliban, but that one doesn't really taste good, and tends to go out of control. Waiter, who's head is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 surprise! waiter, there is a mario in my soup, he seems to be very sad and is crying, because the spaghetti next to me had fallen off of the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Nah, just ignore the environment and eat the soup. Waiter, there's a junkyard in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 wait, there is something in it: waiter, there is a barrier in my soup! it seems to be trapping a small creature... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Yes... It's a squid. AND ITS PART OF THE SOUP SO YOU MUST EAT IT!!! Waiter! There's a b c d e f g... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (squids are fine, the kraken is not a squid nor a octopus) well have the full alphabet, but with a part saying I H A T E D R E S waiter! there is a dres in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 @max_creative! Waiter, there's an R2-D2 in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP!!! Waiter! I am sorry to yell, because it isn't polite, but there is a C-3PO in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) THIS is C-3PU waiter, there is purple stuff in my soup! Edited May 2, 2016 by Planetace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 That would be me. WAITER! My soup isn't herp-derping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Yes. We got it from Eve's explodium seas, so it will g- KABOOM!!! Waiter! There's a guy yelling "this is Sparta" in my soup! Edit: ninja'd. Edited May 2, 2016 by max_creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 <Plucks guy out of soup> Waiter, there's a RCS thruster in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Yes, it's in your monopropellant soup. Waiter! There's a __________ in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choctofliatrio2.0 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Hmmm, yes, ____________! Waiter, there's the soul-crushing realization of life's inevitability in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Just go with it. Waiter, why is everyone calling on you constantly? Also, my soup just went sub-atomic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Good, that former crazy scientist who is our chef will be fired. Waiter, there's a Nerf Bat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I'm sorry, we didn't realize you'd ordered the SPACE bat soup and not the Nerf bat soup! We'll make you a new one. Soup, there's a fly in my waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 No, it's waiter very fly! Waiter there's paradox in my soup my soup my soup my soup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 We did advertise that our food will send you to a higher plane of existence, what did you expect? Waiter, there's an old glove in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Joe! JOE! We have a customer complaint! Is this your glove?! You lousy damn chef! Waiter! I've just found my long-lost parents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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