Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Illuminati Confirmed! Waiter, there's a Bill Murray in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Well, it's a good thing you weren't looking for laughs at this restaurant, because that is one unfunny man! Waiter, there's a- *vomits and dies of food poisoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 (Silently looking for a fee in his pockets, then Inviting the next client.) "Bring another portion or you will eat up his one, sir?" Waiter, why this body's head in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Ah, well, our cooking does tastes very good. This last victim- erm , ah, well, I mean customer found to all tooo exciting and had a total organ failu- um, that is to say, heart attack Waiter, there's a cardboard cutout of an octopus cat in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 thats a lemon sir... waiter! theres some sort of disembodied ham in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 <southern US accent> I reckon y'all want the entire hog? Waiter! This soup is so cold, there's hydrogen ice i n it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 That's because you came to this restaurant which happens to be on Eeloo. Waiter, there's a Saturn V in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 that is a celery stick sticking out of the soup sir... waiter! theres some energy in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 What, do you want it to be cold? Waiter, there is soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 My apologies, the chef forgot to add the recursive remoulade to complete the dish! Waiter! There's an unusually large kayak in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Yes, well, you did order the floating pancetta, did you not? Waiter, there's a very angry cat in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 name it angry cat and make a living off internet memes from it! waiter! my soups in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Of course theres soup in soup if there isn't any soup in soup than said soup wouldn't be soup due to lack of soup! Waiter, there is a full sized Delta IV Heavy in my soup and it does NOT look green! Or orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 My apologies, we will RMA it back to Amazon and get the correct one. Should only take 3-4 business years. Waiter, I seem to be missing my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Well, we don't let customers bring food from the outside. Waiters, there happens to be a Space X landing barge in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 OMG Please tell me the Falcon 9 landed on it!!!!!! Waiter! The soup is too big! The whole planet is swimming in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Sir, that's just meatball soup. Waiter! There's too much hydrogen sulfide in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Ehm... It's not a soup, I am not a waiter, and you again opened a wrong door and washed plates in toilet. Now return to the kitchen and wash those plates once more. Waiter! There's no plate between my soup and the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Well, it seems that our superconductors work waiter, there is a in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Well of course you see? Waiter there is highly unstable N1 rocket in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Well I hope it launches soon. Waiter, there's an SSTO in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 (edited) it IS Seven Simply Terrible Objects stew, after all. Waiter, there's an overabundance of Sodium Tetrachloropalladate in my bowl! Edited December 7, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 We're sorry, but you're probably going to die. Waiter, there's an ak47 in my soup! HELP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 well, due to our 2nd amendment, it is allowed to be yours! waiter! theres some Adenosine Triphosphate in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 That's probably going to kill you as well. (Geez, how bad are our cooks?) Waiter, there's a miniature model of the Taj Mahal in my soup! (Can I keep it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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