boontze Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Sorry, i was on the toilet, what can i get you? Waiter! Elon Musk has parked his tesla in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Not so boring company, uh? Waiter! Do you have some lithium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack5.exe Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) On 7/21/2014 at 2:20 PM, kenbobo said: player one: waiter there's a fly in my soup! You don't ask for something :| Waiter, there's a LEM in my soup Edited April 2, 2018 by Jack5.exe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) My apologies! i sometimes mix up lemons and LEMs. Waiter! Do you have some teen spirit? Edited April 2, 2018 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 No. This soup just smells so. Waiter! Don't wait. Work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Jack5.exe said: You don't ask for something :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Waitress! My soup is making me feel sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 It's normal. It's our special "Yum It - Vomit" meal. You''re the third one who feels sick with this pot. Don't worry, we'll offer it to somebody else. Waiter! Two warm dogs, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 That's animal cruelty. Why do you hat dogs so much you want them to be warm? Waiter! Gimme everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 *collapses all matter in the universe except the earth into a soup bowl* here ya go, sir! Waiter, there's an unmeasurable object with infinite dimensions that defies the laws of physics in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) This is our special Kraken Soup. Its dimensions are broken. Bringer! While your waiter is waiting, bring me please something to eat! Edited April 3, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlas2342 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 N̘̘͈͖̗̳̈ͦ̉̓̐̾͌̃ͮ̆̑͑ͣ̃̉ͣ̒̿̚̕͜o̰̖̹̩̦̬̟̖̝̣̜̞ͬͨ̓̅̊̔̅͐̇̊̐ͤ͂͛̆͆̐̎͘͜͜͞͡.̃̇͛̎͆̏̾͊̿̑ͫ͊ͪ̃͏̧҉̤͉̞̩͔͈̟̦̼̻́͟ Soup, I have a @Gelato in my waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 do they like it? soup, there is a fly in my waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) Uhh..... Ok. Fly, the waiter ate my soup. Edited April 3, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Soup, who are all these people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Forum users. Waitress! @kerbiloid is serving me yucky soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 put a hat on then. soup, there is a waiter in my fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Sir, this is most certain NOT a house of ill-repute! Please vacate the premises immediately, and take that ex-waiter with you! Manager! I understand you have an employment opportunity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Yes, we hire the unemployed opportunists. Both left and right ones. W8er! Eye want 2 it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 No 1337 speak, sir. Waiter! I got to go pee, where's the restroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 You're in it, customer. And while the fridge horror sinks in, I'll go find a new job. Waiter, I'd like a new job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 We need a chef. Can you make food? Waiter! I want to catch up. Do you understand me? Two ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Here's to bottles of catsup. Waiter, there's a Kerbiloid in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 No. Stanley, don't touch that soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Eh. Waiter, there's a tiny little dark gnome in my soup trying to sell me some tonic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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