ColdJ Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Here you go, a glass of tuna and a bowl of Whiskey. Waiter, can I fly in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Yes, but first you must soup it. Waiter! Please, another soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Here is a glass, made using the finest soda. Waiter, some canned heat for my heels please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Try the turpentine. It's anyway that what you drink in our bar cocktails. Bartender! More sulfic acid to this vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 It appears to have eaten itself through the bar. Waiter, some calming soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Do you want a calming soup? Calming?? Come! Come, and take it youself if you want to!! Calming!!! Look, people! He has eaten all our calming soup, that's why the diner staff is so nervous! Berrytender! Brandied cherries, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Certainly, would you like a cake to go with that? Waiter, do you have window pickles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Yes, and we'll find who had thrown them into. Waiter! Is the boiled corn a porridge or a vegetable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Terribly sorry, the last customer missed the bucket. Waiter I see through your soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Yes, we have plates and tables made of glass. Nightender! Are your night club and your fitness bar the same diner for the creatures of night and the creatures of light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 We have a "strictly no eating other customers" policy in place. Waiter, do you ever wonder how long you have been waiting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 We don't have a second to relax and wait. They are sneering at us with this word. Cook! Cook some cookery to let the waiter wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 We shall cater the wookery. Waitress, some flamenco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Here you go, sir. Spoiler Boiler! A boiled broiler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 One tasteless chicken coming right up. Waiter, I feel sleepy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Our tables are equipped with special cushions for that. Awaiter! What are we waiting for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 Why a cat in a hat. It feels like some time, I've been waiting for that. Dear waiter and waitress, a bowl of your best. It is time I took my old tastebuds right out for a test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 Please, test the special offer from our baker. 'Enjoy the crackers from "Woody Woodpecker's"'. Weighter! Moar food, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Here, this will give you a boost. Waiter, a plate or two please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Here is or are your one or two plates of soup. Waiter! Are these sticks to extract the flies from the soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Yes, they are cinnamon, the flies are drawn to them. Waiter, a bendy straw please.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 A moment, sir. Our janitor is mowing the grass for it. Waiter! I ordered strawberries. Where are the berries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 In the straw sir, give it a good suck and you will be juicy. Waitress, do I weigh less? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Excuse me, sir. I will unlock the restroom immediately. The waiting unit! Move the edible organics to this place, and receive a virtual value equivalent via online payment service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 We accept cash. Waiter, I am having a moment of existential dread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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