Iapetus7342 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Alright, just step in the machine and we'll turn you into a bowl of soup in NO time! Hey waiter, my soup has cogs in it, is that normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Yes Sir, it helps with cognition. Waitress, some music while we eat please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 It's a chili soup with beans and cabbage. Just wait a minute. Memetender! Two fresh memes and then stand up, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Your order is being made Sir, in the meme time please enjoy the comedian on stage. Waiter, a plate of spaghetii and meatballs please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Sorry, sir. The glutene-intolerant vegans have eaten them all. Waiter! Ketchupa-chups, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Hi, we don't usually do candy, but one of the waiters popped down the road to the corner store for you, this will be reflected in your bill, and got you some Chupa Chups. Here is a small bowl of dipping sause to go with them. Waitress, I don't feel like a heavy meal, so some Hellium infused soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 It's a volcano flying soup with double Carolina Reaper Pepper. One spoon, and you hit the sky with your head. SharpShooter! Two shots of something sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Certainly Sir, If you would just strap yourself to this rotating board, we will get our Archer a blindfold. Waiter, this mock turtle soup has four elephants, holding up a planet, on it's back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Yes, sir. It's a turtle soup on Sri Lanka tea. Teaer! Tea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Here is your Tee, a club and a ball. Please play through. Waiter, I checked the soup, the soup is checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 How do you like its horse broth? Cricketeer! Some cricket soup, please. The flies inside are appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Here is your cricket soup, it comes with a bat instead of a spoon. Waitress, some diet soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Our water soup. 0 calories, 0 glutene, 0 cholesterol, 0 lactose, GMO-free. Souperman! Three garlic heads and some soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Here, have a garland of garlic. Waiter, soup you later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Coffee Late with soup... A moment, sir. Orderee! Prepare to receive the new order. Alcohol-free Bloody Mary without tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kerbin Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Got it… bloody orange with alcohol and tomatoes… ‘Waiter! A replica of the Kerbol system is in my soup! I don’t even like soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 That is actually the real Kerbol system. Here look through this electron microscope and you can see our restaurant. Waiter, there is a soup in my fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Please, close the fly, and stop throwing food onto the heads of street walkers. Dogger! Please, a hot dog with syrup and ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Here. Apply the syrup and ketchup to your face. The hot dog will be here shortly to lick it off. Waiter, a singularity soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 No problem, we'll split the plate of the Couple Soup in two. Waiter! Waiter. Waiter... Wa-iter? WA ITER!!! Please, the ITER annual report and big coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Here you go. An AI generated coffee. Waiter, please send in the Doer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 A whole lot of Johns and Janes Doe were doeing that? Doe you really want to join them? Wellerman! A whale-done whale steak, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Sorry, this is a cruelty free restaurant. Have a tofu burger. Waitress, why is the soup green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 It's an eco-soup. Frog skin, green beans, some chili pepper. Waiter! What's the octane number of this soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 98, I use it in my Ferrari. Waiter, there is a sigh in my floop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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