Kerbal Productions Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Without it, the soup is bad! Waiter! There's blood on my soup! Don't include the new page, I put it myself on the soup. Don't charge it extra, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Waiter: That is not your soup. That is some blood pudding. Customer: Do you have soup to help with a cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 All of our soups! From the chicken noodle soup to the cat fur and sea urchin soup. Waiter! Why is my soup fishy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Waiter: It is a Bisque. Customer: Is this cosmic soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 No. Waiter! There's a Waiter! There's a Waiter! There's a Waiter! There's a Waiter! There's a Waiter! There's a Waiter! There's a Waiter! In mysoup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 They wait for you to finish. Waiter! My soup has a rotten egg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Waiter: Is it not green enough for you? Customer: Waiter there is a really tall building in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Oh, that was the cake for a customer a few blocks away. Waiter! Why is this kerbal drinking my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Waiter: Because you are. You are sitting in front of a mirror. Customer: There is never enough thyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Sorry but you eat some wild mushrooms. Waiter! There's a sniper rifle in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Waiter: It is pronounced sipper. It is for drinking your soup. Customer: Waiter, what wafer is in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 KitKat wafers. Chocoloate not extruded. Waiter! A cat is mysteriously looking at me while I'm sipping my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 You should give some of your soup to them, he's quite hungry. Waiter, this soup is literally a launch pad with a Vanguard TV-3 Launch Vehicle Fully Functional Replica on it! Should i stop the rocket from exploding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Waiter: Depends on whether you wish to be covered in soup or not. Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes like mint icecream, and it is yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Because you eat our precious Minmus surface sample! Waiter! There's a cheater in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 (edited) You'll need to have the cheaters on the other team kill those. Waiter! There are updated localization files in my soup! Edited March 6, 2022 by iamn00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Sorry, but you just drink the KSP. Waiter! There's a painting in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 A piece of art! Enjoy. Here's your check. Waiter! There's H2S on my soup and it smells bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Quick, consume that anti-poison pill! and throw away that soup to a safe place! Waiter, there's a Kermit frog wandering on my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 How adorable! Waiter! You gave me an argon soup - colorless, tasteless, and odorless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Waiter: You could have just said we forgot to fill your bowl. Customer: A refill please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 (edited) Here you are. A Atomic Annie's cannon shell. Beware of it's radioactive. Waiter! Why's my soup full of poison? Edited March 7, 2022 by Abel101126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 No. it is pronounced parsnip. Customer: I think the other customer may be drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 No. Wait he is drunk! @ColdJ Waiter! Why's my soup radioactive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 It has some Radon and Uranium. Beware! Waiter! Why did you give me the periodic table instead of a soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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