ColdJ Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 (edited) Waiter: You already have, that is why your hair is falling out. Customer: Was the water for this soup got from old Roman pipes? Can I get the recipe for this new page? Edited April 2, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Yes, of course! Bartender! Juice please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Here you go. Spoiler Waiter! Did you count, how many bottles of Boa Juice that gentlemen has already drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 No! Waiter! My thread please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Waiter: Sorry but we lost the thread. Customer: Something relaxing please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Here you are. Seven-up. Bartender! Some Kerbal Juice please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Not enough "g" number. A rtender of Ba(rium), please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 (edited) Here you are. Plutonium. I want some Paladium. Edited April 5, 2022 by Abel101126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 For paladins only. Waitender! Sake for my sake, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Waiter: Try AA down the street. Customer: Some soup in a glass please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Here you go. The glass is overturned, to prevent the soup from cooling. Waiter! I guess, everyone knows this joke with a glass of liquid and a paper? Why not do this with soup? Spoiler (Of course, it's much better to put it on the table and accurately pull the paper from below.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Because water are Cheaper than soup. Bartender! Quantum Nuka-Cola please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 (edited) Two drinks quantums of Nuka-Cola, sir. Waiter! Why is the seat in your restroom glowing blue? Edited April 6, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Waiter: So that you you don't miss the bowl. Customer: Some mole stew and mirelurk cakes please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 You spew. Bartender! Quantum Nuka-Cola and mentos please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 You spew. Squirrel stew please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Here you go, sir. The Rad-X spice is on the table. Spoiler 17 hours ago, ColdJ said: 23 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Why is the seat in your restroom glowing blue? Waiter: So that you you don't miss the bowl. Do you mean that I'm deaf and can't take aim by sound? *** Waiter! A glass of Tenpenny Tower toilet water. It's anyway more purified than the liquid from the Purity project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Here you go, don't mind the bits of Goul in it. (I hated it when I would accidently drink from a toilet.) Customer: Some Rad Away in a bowl please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Should I put it into the same bowl you are eating sugar bombs from? Spoiler Waiter! A package of hematogen , please, for my friends from Arefu. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Everything on that post could make me very sick. Customer: Is that a wish in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 That's for another thread. Some radioactive waste please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Enjoy our special dish, the Fuku fugu fish. Waiter! Does your kitchen have a Godzilla steak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Yes. We have a Kong steak. Bartender! Plutonium cocktail please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Waiter: We serve soup, we don't have a liquor license. Customer: What is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 A fly. Just don't ask what meat we boil for the soups. Waiter! Why is this piranha trying to eat my finger, when it itself is a dish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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