Abel Military Services Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 (edited) Because you eat another customer's meal. Bartender! Potion please. Also a new page please. Edited April 10, 2022 by Abel101126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Do you prefer a pot of positive or negative ions, sir? Food bringer! A killed and fried bird, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Just sending that order out to Jeb's Diner for you. Customer: Is there gluten in this soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 It's easier to say what is not in this soup. Beertender! A glass of vodka and beer together! And yes, it's a ruffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Medical alcohol? Yes we have! Waiter! Inject please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Sorry, sir, but the car service is next door. They can help you with injectors, carburetors, and gimbals. Beartender! Aaargh! Food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Please go to Jeb's diner. Waiter! Jeb please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Jeb bless. W8ter! Water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Gr8, W8, 4, Pl8 Customer: Is this alpha dog soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Previously. It got into the soup on trying to bite our cook, so now that's him alpha cook. Barateonder! Two fresh lannisters and lemon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Sir, this is not the bar. Serveur! Shall I tell you that my soup has intoxicants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Nah, dude. Charlie Oscar Kilo Echo please. (Written in US army radio codes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 November Oscar Papa Echo Is Baker Able? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Waiter: Cobler (Pie) Customer: Is that Gidget riding a wave in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 November Oscar Papa Echo Echo Golf Golf please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Are you sure that our food court is enough wide to play golf and hear echo? Waiter! Blackberry on Raspberry, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Waiter: Summer soup coming up. Customer: There is a FireFly in my soup, it is putting out my fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 We can bring you a FireBird instead, before FireFox can steal it. Bouncer! What do you bounce from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Atlantis, my pal! Pal! Give me your Steam friend code please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 I don't have Steam friends. Feel free tou get all those codes if you wish. Cook! Stop doing that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 What? I'm a waiter. Bartender! Warp engine please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 One, sir? Taxi! Return to the assembly building! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 No! Assassins ahead! Waiter! Dihydrogen monoxide please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Here is your water. In form of clathrates. Waitender! Ice dice and mint pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Waiter: Will mint choc chip icecream do? Customer: 2 more scoops in my bowl thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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