Abel Military Services Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) BECAUSE YOU ANNOYED IT BY SAYING SOMETHING IS IN IT! WAITER! THERE'S A BIG OCTOPUS-LIKE CREATURE IN MY SOUP! Edited December 26, 2022 by Abel Military Services It's not even a new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 It's not a soup. It's it itself. Waiter! Don't take away their plates, just put my portion onto them, it will be a one and a half portion for same price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 And why your portion is made of Plutonium? Hey waiter where is my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Your soup is in you and you are in the soup. Remember the Soup will be with you, always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Yes. Waiter! Why that tank is still on the ground? I hit it with 20 anti-tank cannon shells and 6 anti-tank missiles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 It's not a tank, it's a cauldron. Waiter! A gammaburger with cheesium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Please Wait, we're still transporting the cheeseburger to the gamma lab. Waiter! Plutonium-238 please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Here you n go. Plutonium-1, Plutonium-2, Plutonium-3, ... Waiter! Wait... Oh, ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 You ordered a cone of silence? Customer: There is a Sloop in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Be careful! It gets sloppy. W.A.I.T.E.R, where is my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 You can find it with a Geiger counter. Waiter! A fire extinguisher, please. They smoke too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 The thing you need is oxygen mask because somebody released carbon dioxide into the air. Waiter! T-45 please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Sorry, sir, but the T-45 ingredient is prohibited by the sanitation rules. Waiter! Is there an alternative way to get the 45th in your club? You understand me right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 I only have a Nine Iron sir. Is that a banana in my soup, or is it smiling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 It's Ana, sir. We ban her, but she returns. We call her BanAna. Waiter! Why this snack is a stack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tableflip Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Waiter! There's a sub-orbital trajectory in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 It's a soup-orbital trajectory. Waiter! Don't take away the plates, I will make a plate armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 If you pay for this expensive plate that is 200 years old, and BTW it is useless. Waiter! Can you give me some explodium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Wait a minute, sir. Once the plodium is over, we'll bring you its ex-plodium. Waiter! Is a napkin a napling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 Shhh, don't wake it up. Customer: If I go crazy, then will you still call me Souperman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 Depends on the soup. Maybe you are a borshchechelovek. Waiter! A radium candy, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 I'm sorry that we are running out of sugar. We'll use Berrylium instead. Enjoy your Radium-berrylium neutron source! Waiter! Is dado here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 Only Daddario. Waiter! Fried parrot in carrot, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 I'm sorry that we don't have fried parrots, we'll use raw zombie meat instead. Waiter! Do you have any roasted anti-tank shell with depleted Uranium armor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Yes, it's right under your seat. Waiter! Put potato to tomato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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