kerbiloid Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Sorry, sir, but our food supply enterprise does not appreciate the intentionally genderized job names. Not "waitress", but " waiting person", please. Their duties are to wait while a sleepy customer is trying to read three lines in the menu and finally decide what they wish to order for their five dollars and twenty five cents. Hurrier! Yes, you. Hurry up, don't wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Are you going to order? We are in a hurry. Farrier, please see to my horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 No problem. Take this chili pepper and apply it to the horse nozzle. It will far go to Fargo. Pretender! That pretty bottle, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 It is at the Foo Fighters concert. Excuse me Mr Nightman, is this the Hotel California? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Almost so, sahib. We call it hotel of Kali. Spoiler Barista! I want some coffee. Please, call the coffista. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 In a moment Sir. they just need some cough syrup. Are we all just prisoners here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Much worse. We are the wardens. Any order, sir? Dogtender! A hot dog, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Right, you're nicked son, get him Rex. Waiter, a Quickease please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 (edited) Our quook is quooking it from ququmbers, quickly and easily. Melon! A Elbereth Gilthoniel! Lembas, please. And two dwarf beers. Edited July 12 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 There are 7 gentlemen at the next table who like a word about you trying to take their beers. Gater, there is a 502 in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Be happy, it isn't 404. Melon elvish! Melon english! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 One melon martini. Gator, is this swamp soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 "No, it's ice tea... Freaky jokesters..." Spoiler Arigato, Arigator-san! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Be safe until next we meet. Wait staff, some time and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 It's five o'clock, sir. The time to have some tea party. Smoketender! Some water for my humidor, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 That is a very humorous door. Waiter, some soup for later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Sorry, sir, but the cook was late, and has eaten it. Bartinder! Swipe left, swipe left, or, these chicken bones for the soup, please. Swipe right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 Would you please stop swiping things off the bar, we can see you you know. Waiter, A ginger beer float, floating in my soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 General Jinjur, sir, if you please. Yes, her army has a fleet, too. Waiter! Do these lunchboxes grow on trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Yes, all natural here. Waiter, Lets surf the soup half pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 A moment, please. I'll bring a surfactant for it. Meat frier! That piece of charcoal beef, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Here you go, a burnt tree and a squarish cow. Waiter, how do I catch wild carrots for my rabbit stew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 You don't need to catch them. They will fly to you themselves. https://lexx.fandom.com/wiki/Carrot The same about the bunny. https://lexx.fandom.com/wiki/Bunny Spoiler Waiter! Some burnt toast please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 Here you go, a flat piece of charcoal. Waiter, is that a fly in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Depends on your personal philosophical interpretation of its immanent pre-existence. <...> Yes, sir. Four years in Yale. Cattender! Whiskas for my quadrupede companion, and whiskey for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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