TheFlyingPigs Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Why sir, that where the valet boys parked your car!Waiter, there's a forum game in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Oh dear, I am terribly sorry, sir. Those can get very big very fast, and it might take a while to pull out one that's become as long as this one. I'll go have the chef make you some more in the meantime. Waiter, my soup is in a superfluid state and is escaping the bowl!souperfluid ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Let me just increase the temperature.Waiter, there's some hope in humanity in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Too bad.*evil waiter throws soup into the sun*Waiter, there's a Chuck Norris in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 No, it's Chuck Norris's soup now.Waiter, there's a happening in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Oh, no sir, I can assure you that we do not allow happening in this establishment.Waiter! My soup is behaving as though the speed of light is a centimeter per second! It keeps undergoing fusion with my spoon, waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Theoretically the spoon is faster than light, but Einstein is dead, so I can't do anything.Waiter, there's a pile of chemicals in my soup! They aren't water or food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I'm sorry, but you ordered a chemical soup. Be more careful next time.Waiter, there's a Waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Um, yes, sir, you might want to talk to my boss about that, sir. What the heck, Steve?Waiter! My soup is resonating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 *waiter changes resonating soup with normal soup*Waiter, there's a Waiter with a Waiter in his soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manni01 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Oops, *switches psilocybin soup with normal soup*just wait a couple hours and they will be goneWaiter! These an intake bobbing in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Is Jeb cooking today? I'll be back...Waiter, the waiter never came back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Umm, i think you should tell the boss about that, sir.Waiter, there's a soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Who cares?Waiter, there's an Alemagno injecting pure spam into my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Let me ban him. Here here...Waiter! There's a üøтñюÑÂтõрÑÂ844 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Might I interest you with our finest Google Translate meal? =]Waiter, there's a beret wearing walrus in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 That's Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters.Waiter, there's a a s'ereht ,retiaW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Uh oh, you just breaked the laws of space and time.Waiter, there's a Kerbal in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Hi Jeb!Waiter, there's a big red button in my soup that says "Ban Alemagno"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 No, sir, that appears to be a Staples Easy button, sir. I'm afraid the buttons to ban patrons exist only in the moderator booth, on the other side of that bulletproof semisilvered glass wall.Waitress! There's a male-dominated society in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I am not that concerned about that, even though I may decide to be a turn into a girl when I grow up.Waiter, my new avatar is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fyre Flare Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Oh sorry! I'll bring It back to the kitchen.WAITER! There's a live Headcrab in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's dead, but it looks alive to you.Waiter, there's a big red button in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 That's a tomato.Waiter, there's a +1 cube in my soup! What does it add to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Wait, cube has four letters. 4 - 1 = 3. Illuminiti has 3 sides. CUBE IZ ILLUMINARTY!11! [heavy dubstep plays in background] MUM GET THE CAMMMRAH!Waiter! There's a ( á° Üʖ á°) in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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