kerbiloid Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Stop playing with paper boats in your soup, finish your lunch and do your homework. Sensei! Is this soup as insubstantial, as the plate is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 It is made of one-dimensional strings that make up the bowl, soup, and plate. You just need to eat it fast, or it will blink out of existence. Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 17 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Stop playing with paper boats in your soup, finish your lunch and do your homework. This isn't: "Mom, there's a __________ in my soup!" (also it was a reference to Portal/Halflife reference) Its our special bowl soup! Waiter! There's a 4 funneled ocean liner in my soup that ISNT sinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 That's because the iceberg melted in your soup. Waiter there is portal in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Beware the marauding armies of Dutchmen. Waiter! There's a highly volatile compound in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Oh just ignore the cya- er, I mean anonymous compound. Waiter! There is le wild rage comic in muh soup! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Whoops! I accidentally dropped my phone into your soup...sorry! Waiter! There's a villain who is number one in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 It's our cook. Don't eat him. Mr cook, please, stop washing in the cooking pot and return to your duties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Doooooooot, doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-dooot-doooooot. Waiter! There seems to be a magic mushroom in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 It's not magic. Mushroom! Get out from his soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 'Tis not a mushroom, but a Blemmigan from the Tomb Colonies... Waiter! Do we really have to eat the crew if the ship runs out of supplies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Not all of them... Just the toesies! Waiter! There's a large amount of RP-1 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Sorry, just haven't washed the soup bucket after our jet refueling. Please, take the matches and make a barbecue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Me Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) Waiter, here come dat outdated meme Edited March 9, 2017 by Mr. Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Promptly overwritten by server hack. Waiter, my drink is empty and requires refill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Oh sir, your glass is just too big! I'll get you a smaller one Waiter, there's an iPhone in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 If this were Galaxy S7, you would no more worry. Waiter, is this aphabet soup left-to-right or right-to-left?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 21 hours ago, kerbiloid said: If this were Galaxy S7, you would no more worry. Waiter, is this aphabet soup left-to-right or right-to-left?. It's made in Japan, so it's from right to left. Waitress! There's a Nokia in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Good luck digesting it, since it well-nigh indestructible. Waiter! My lithium broth seems a bit warmer than usual... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacegenius Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Waiter, please get out of my soup, you need a shower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I'm sorry, sir, but this IS my shower. Waiter, there's an intact ice cube in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Cool it might sing soon ^^ waiter there's a "not very diplomatic" in my soup ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Yes, it's not a diplomat, it's a cleaning staff. Friends, get out from his soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Yeah, friends, do that. Waiter! There's a Galaxy Note 7 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Well, you don't want cold soup, now do you? Waiter! Someone's complaining about their soup, in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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