Make random stuff happen to kerbals!

[Joshwoo70]

RULES

include dates.

No mass destruction

THATS all!

Edited October 13, 2014 by Joshwoo69

[Joshwoo70]

Let me start then.

5000 the kerbals celebrate 5000-200 of fun and laughter.

[MrWalrus123]

I thought that it starts on 200 (I also opend a poll on Kerbal History2 to see if we should start KH3)

[megatiger78]

5001: the kerbals realise that the KIONICLES followed them. and so did danny kerman manley kerma kirrim kerman and mr. walrus

[Joshwoo70]

5001: The kerbals realise that the kionicles followed them. And so did danny kerman manley kerma kirrim kerman and mr. Walrus

ahem...

Read the rules that was added.

Caps

[MrWalrus123]

Year 5002: everybody gets confused with KH1 KH2 KH3, seriously this is very confusing.

[GreeningGalaxy]

5003: A joint effort between the Global Occult Koalition and the SKP Foundation uses a contained Mod to enact Procedure Alt-H, picking out and removing all traces of Kionicles / Bionicles, all memory of Kionicles / Bionicles, anything that can produce Kionicles / Bionicles, and any entity capable of causing any event that, in the sequence of any timeline, could possibly give rise to anything even superficially resembling Kionicles / Bionicles. Everything associated with Bionicles / Kionicles is automatically diverted back to its source.

5004: Every comet in Kerbol's Oort cloud is observed to vanish simultaneously.

[MrWalrus123]

5005: Billy Bob Kerman discovers Kerbal history one and two

[mrrpamplemousse]

5006: The Keternet was described as a "series of tubes" by the Senator Ked Kevens

[GreeningGalaxy]

5007: The Keternet threatens to bring about the end of the world, and is quickly replaced with Euclidnet and Safenet.

5008: Oatmeal is invented.

[_Augustus_]

5009: Kerbals rediscover antimatter-powered warp technology and go to the stellar remnant of the red giant Corbo, which exploded a few thousand years ago.

5010: Kerbals visit Sentar, one of the planets of the star Dolas and discover a habitable moon named Erin.

[GreeningGalaxy]

5011: An unexplained loss of antimatter containment strands the Kerbals on Erin. They don't really care, because Erin is so much prettier than Kerbin anyway.

also oh my god I feel physical agony from having to watch your sig while I type I swear

[_Augustus_]

You know about StarSystems and PlanetFactory? I'm impressed, GreeningGalaxy.

5012: Kerbals discover antimatter underground on Erin.

5013: Kerbals begin mining antimatter.

[MrWalrus123]

5014: an exibhit about the mass confusion of years 4500-5000 at the K.R.A.P

[Joshwoo70]

You know about StarSystems and PlanetFactory? I'm impressed, GreeningGalaxy.

5012: Kerbals discover antimatter underground on Erin.

5013: Kerbals begin mining antimatter.

Antimatter exists only in space.

Not under ground!

Also the kerbals so called crash landed on erin.

And there is no clue that anyone rescued them.

5014 artificial gravity is created.

5015 a massive space station for interstellar trading is being built.

*thanks greeninggalaxy for keeping the kronicles at bay!*

Edited September 30, 2014 by Joshwoo69
added content

[megatiger78]

5016:a huge blast brings about the kemperium, led by emperor Kegatiger78.

(ninjad)

Edited September 30, 2014 by megatiger78

[Joshwoo70]

a huge blast brings about the kemperium, led by emperor Kegatiger78.

No date provided = not in the kerbal history.

MEGATIGER78 is now NOT ALLOWED to be posting in this thread

Joking

[megatiger78]

No date provided = not in the kerbal history.

MEGATIGER78 is now NOT ALLOWED to be posting in this thread

Joking

I fixed it

[_Augustus_]

5017: The kemperium is abolished by resistance fighters, the antimatter program on Erin progresses.

[MGUARN]

5012:The war of 5012 has been declared against the Kerbal trade union by the dominion of jool after the trade act was passed that cause all jool ships bound for KTU controlled planets to pay heavy taxes ,and kidnapping of crew members aboard the ships.

[Sun]

5013: Valve tries to close KH3, as it violates Theoretical Law Of Valve Numbers #3. #irony

[megatiger78]

5014: The kerbal angry marines find a way to destroy erin

[TonyC]

5015 : The Reach mission discovers a strange artifact on Pol. One of the scientist (who was really stupid) turned it on, broadcasting a transmission to the Milky Way galaxy (a nearby galaxy a few millions light-years away)

5016 : An anomaly is detected for a few seconds around Sentar (coincident with a jump, a method of travel still under develepment and unused).

A scout ship is sent there and makes contact with an alien vessel. It is a warship owned by some tall aliens named "Humans". First contact is disastrous as these humans fire upon the scout and make their way to Kerbin, with an insatiable thirst of colonization.

Meanwhile, a part of the the Erin resistance, unaware of the humans and fearing the wrath of the Kerbin government, puts all their people on interstellar ships to leave Blacky-Karman's SoI, once and for all, and find a new home somewhere, among those stars..

Edited October 2, 2014 by MegaUZI
changed to be in sync with the following posts

[megatiger78]

Humans do not exist in kerbal history!

[GreeningGalaxy]

5016: The humans catch Kerbin Kough, a viral infection which is quite common and mostly harmless to kerbals. To the humans, however, the disease seems to behave a lot more like airborne Ebola. The colonization effort on Kerbin fails in much the same way as every other attempt to colonize anything by humans.

5017: A misguided unit of the Kerbal Marine Corps arrives at Sentar with the intent of destroying Erin with a large (but probably inadequate) antimatter warhead. However, their nuclear thermal engine is sabotaged by Erinite spies and accidentally dumps its entire molten salt core out the back of the rocket, and the warship undergoes high-velocity unscheduled lithocapture on the surface of Thud. The antimatter warhead is fired on an intercept course for Erin at the last second, but is itself intercepted long before it reaches the moon and its one thousand tons of valuable antimatter are extracted and confiscated.