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Ways to convince people that the Moon landings were real


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You're all freaking sheep!

Obviously, aliens cooperated with the Egyptians to build fake pyramids and then establish the Soviet Union using the electromagnetic God Particle backscatter X-Ray fields produced by the pyramids. This is why tinfoil hats work, they block the commies' propaganda waves from the pyramids! Years later, the Soviet Union declared war on the United States because George Bush built Area 51. However, the United States was allied with the Illuminati, and they were able to use mind control technology to trick everyone into believing they had landed on the moon, including the aliens. The aliens assumed that their moon base had been taken over, so they self-destructed the Soviet Union and went back home. But now, the Obama administration lies to us about what really happened, and they threaten our gun rights! Grab your tinfoil hats! To the bunker!

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Just tell them that by their logic and reasoning all the countries they haven't visited are fake, anything they haven't seen in person never happened, Christopher Columbus played Mario Kart while on his voyage to America, people in ancient Egypt used refrigerated snail juice to summon Shrek and gain fedoras and doritos, and the sun is a huge lamp.

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You're all freaking sheep!

Obviously, aliens cooperated with the Egyptians to build fake pyramids and then establish the Soviet Union using the electromagnetic God Particle backscatter X-Ray fields produced by the pyramids. This is why tinfoil hats work, they block the commies' propaganda waves from the pyramids! Years later, the Soviet Union declared war on the United States because George Bush built Area 51. However, the United States was allied with the Illuminati, and they were able to use mind control technology to trick everyone into believing they had landed on the moon, including the aliens. The aliens assumed that their moon base had been taken over, so they self-destructed the Soviet Union and went back home. But now, the Obama administration lies to us about what really happened, and they threaten our gun rights! Grab your tinfoil hats! To the bunker!

Wake up sheeple! Hear the truth!

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