Waffles vs french toast! Who will win.

[LordFerret]

Blue waffle is a conspiracy by the French-toastinati to discredit the better breakfast food.

PSA: Do not Google blue waffle. I am not kidding or being facetious, it's a faked picture meant to disgust people that you will regret seeing.

P.S. - We're back to a tie! Ya!

[Ikaneko]

P.S. - We're back to a tie! Ya!

I have lost faith in humanity.

[LordFerret]

Another good reason for french toast...

Kellogg's waffles:

"Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, vitamin B1 [thiamin mononitrate], vitamin B2 [riboflavin], folic acid), water, vegetable oil (soybean, palm, and/or canola oil), eggs, leavening (baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate), contains 2% or less of sugar, salt, whey, soy lecithin, yellow 5, yellow 6."

My french toast:

Homemade bread (flour, yeast, sugar, salt, water, butter), eggs, salt, butter, real maple syrup... can also add berries/fruit/cinnamon/etc.

[Ikaneko]

Kellogg's waffles??

Seriously?

Get better waffles, but then again, why do you deserve them, french toast-ites??

HUH, you got an answer??

[razark]

Waffles: "When flavor isn't enough, maybe a novelty texture will make people like us?"

[Majorjim!]

French toast + bacon + maple syrup = happiness

[Red Iron Crown]

Another good reason for french toast...

Kellogg's waffles:

"Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, vitamin B1 [thiamin mononitrate], vitamin B2 [riboflavin], folic acid), water, vegetable oil (soybean, palm, and/or canola oil), eggs, leavening (baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate), contains 2% or less of sugar, salt, whey, soy lecithin, yellow 5, yellow 6."

My french toast:

Homemade bread (flour, yeast, sugar, salt, water, butter), eggs, salt, butter, real maple syrup... can also add berries/fruit/cinnamon/etc.

Comparing processed, manufactured food to homemade? That's the sort of unfair comparison that the French-toastinati use to mislead. A homemade waffle will have none of those preservatives or colorants, while manufactured French toast kits (or even manufactured bread) will.

[Thomas988]

Putting all the sugar and syrup on french toast creates the ultimate breakfast food. Extremely unhealthy and extremely delicious, the true American spirit!

[Ikaneko]

French toast + bacon + maple syrup = happiness

Et tu, Majorjim??

*clicks on the unfriend button*

[Majorjim!]

Et tu, Majorjim??

*clicks on the unfriend button*

French toast or Canadian pancakes. Waffles are the devils work. Unless they are french waffles with whipped cream and melted chocolate.

Oh god, I've gone and made myself hungry!

[ZedNova]

This poll has taken a disgusting turn.

Can you make an ice cream cone with your french toast? No? Well you can with waffles!

Edited December 23, 2014 by ZedNova

[razark]

Can you make a ice cream cone with your french toast? No? Well you can with waffles!

Ok, you have a point. Waffles are good for something.

Make a note, folks. If you add ice cream, waffles become edible.

[Drunken Hobo]

Neither. Eggs are a diabolical food that taint anything they touch. Never had a waffle but they're similar to pancakes, which I despise. Never had French toast either, but I can't imagine I'd take to its eggy ways.

Potato waffles are great though.

[TythosEternal]

I never seem to have the right proportion of bread slices to egg mixture when I make French toast. There's too much uncertainty and variation in one slice of bread's capacity to soak up egg, which inevitably leads to waste. This phenomenon is decidedly unscientific.

In contrast, waffles (Belgian and otherwise) have a fixed volume of mix per griddle load. Pancakes are even better in this respect--big pancakes, small pancakes, they're all delicious no matter how much (or how little) batter you have left. In all of these cases, and in sharp contrast to French toast, it's an easy matter to add delicious fillings (I prefer blueberries for pancakes, raspberries for waffles) just by mixing in the extra ingredients to the completed batter.

[Bill Phil]

*Discovers French toast waffle*

Oh my waffle! The best of both worlds!

Oh, and French toast isn't originally French at all...

[segaprophet]

Doubters : This is madness!

French toast fans : This is FRENCH TOAST! ::boot::

[WinkAllKerb'']

waffles pfffff

[segaprophet]

Give them NOTHING! But take from them EVERYTHING!

[The Destroyer]

Waffles! No!

[Bill Phil]

French toast! I, am, your father!

-Darth Waffle, Breakfast Wars

[r4pt0r]

Let me explain breakfasts using middle-earth metaphors.

Cereal is the race of Men, common and with varying quality.

Oatmeal are the Halflings, the hobbits. Warm and cozy

Pancakes are the Dwarves, Stout and Stocky

Breakfast burritos are the Eagles, Regal and mighty

French toast is the Orcs. Soggy, messy and corrupted

Waffles are the Elves, Fair and beautiful, brilliant and proud, they are the most blessed of the Breakfasts.

[razark]

Waffles are the Elves

Fleeing the world because they no longer have a place in it?

A bunch of squares that make everything less fun?

Over-rated with big egos?

[r4pt0r]

Fleeing the world because they no longer have a place in it?

A bunch of squares that make everything less fun?

Over-rated with big egos?

you had the square joke, but blew it by not using the "eggo" pun.

[razark]

you had the square joke, but blew it by not using the "eggo" pun.

...

Damn it. How the hell did I miss that one?

[SmartS=true]

OK, time to rock the boat, going with Crepes, CREPES!!!!

Seriously though, waffles trumps them all. Especially Belgian waffles.

Crepes are the best. They are like really thin, foldable pancakes that you can put more stuff on!