OdinYggd Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. It is only 25 microns thick, making it so incredibly fragile that it shatters when you try to pick it up, and so sharp that when you finally do pick it up it cuts the inside of your mouth. I wish I had some more dogecoin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. All of the Dogecoins are whining at you, begging to be walked outside.I wish every romantic language combined to bring back the Roman Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. However, Rome takes a look at today's world and goes, "What." The European Union is in disarray. Some idiot decides to wage war against Rome with their nukes and wins.I wish for tugboats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. They sink, as you don't know how to properly take care of tugboats.I wish boats could be pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. They gain sentience and revolt. They also grow legs. Good luck with that.I wish PlatinumSpore worked for Spore Vanilla. (I know you made it, Vexxy-Wexxy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. It does. Mostly. Up to Patch 3. After which point EA basically forces you to buy GA to get mods working again.I wish there was a Pokemon game that used GPS to locate you in the world and assigned pokemon to different regions, areas and countries. All traveling must be done on foot to encounter Pokemon. Best pokemon hide in the dense woodlands and high mountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. A charizard blasts fire rays or whatever at all the trainers. They "faint" and turn to ashes.I wish pocket monsters were tiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. The whole world shrinks with them to scale.I wish I could win the Triwizard Tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. However, it is only by drinking a magic potion whose effects last only 8 seconds in total. And the potion decays into extremely toxic compounds within 32 seconds.I wish souls existed in every energy string. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. However, energy string in this case counts as instrument strings. The result: next time you or someone near you plays a string instrument, it goes, "please save us" rather than a note.I wish for more tugboats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. The tugboats you got still weren't enough.I wish my seltzer-water lemon-flavoured beverage aquired a better taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. It is now a lemon-water seltzer-flavored beverage. The jury's still out on whether or not it tastes better...I wish for, like, the 60's, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. You get incredible racism and Kerbals can't fly rockets anymore, only white men who happen to have far more needs than the kerbals.I wish for the. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. You get a paper saying "Hello" in invisible ink because you didn't wish for anything.I wish for infinite rocket fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. Since you have infinite rocket fuel, the infinite rocket fuel also has infinite mass, thus creating a black hole that collapses the universe in on itself. You happy that you caused a Big Crunch?I wish that people don't wish for infinite anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. They wish for a rocket engine that generated reaction mass.I wish for a rocket engine that generated reaction mass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. However, the reaction mass is moving so fast that you can not funnel it back in. It remains at this velocity, slowly pushing the Earth retrograde.I wish for pe. rq. 6.4. ^-32-1.3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You suffocate due to too much weird science and math stuff.I wish to have Kyubey from "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" As a pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. They run away.I wish for luck in the coming week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, but it's bad luck.I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You can't go down, and reach the Death Zone.I wish to declare war on stars, so I could make a trek to one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, however your ship is destroyed by a rouge space anarchist.I wish for success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You succeed in failing at everything you do.I wish my grades at school were perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, but that takes a lot of hard work. You cannot sleep until you graduate, and have no free time left.I wish for NO CAPES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, but everyone wears long, flowing cloaks instead, which are 90% the same thing, just a lot more useful. (See my avatar and signature.)I wish I had a summer cloak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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