Tidus Klein Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted.... But It contains the essence of the sun its self and you combust as soon as you put it on. I wish that I was not bored any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You become so bored, you fall asleep and have a dream where you are not bored.I wish that I could get to work on my school projects with more motivation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, but you are rendered incapable of actually doing the work, however much you work on it.I wish a wish of times gone by, A wish of all things old and new, The greatest wish that e'er did fly,Up and away into the endless sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You don't get it because it is of a time that has gone by.I wish for the computer with the most powerful specs ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, but it is so physically dense that it collapses into a black hole.I wish for the end of all things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You find the end of a webpage called "All things" Which is a list of everything in the known universe.I wish you to lose your moderator powers for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 But I'm not a mod, so no effect.I wish that bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. Bees. Your eyes, first. Three large bees congeal from the mass of your eyes and shake themselves free as you scream in pain and shock. As you are still recovering from the initial shock, your hair begins to congeal and eventually separates into a swarm of bees, which remain hovering about your head for a time before moving off, leaving you completely bald and blind. Your teeth then wrench themselves free from your mouth with a shower of honey and pain, and each transmutes itself into a bee. Next comes your internal organs, the bees within being trapped until they trigger the last two parts of the transformation -- your muscle and fat tissues, and your skin. Slowly, your body decomposes, reforming into an immense swarm of bees, causing pain to shoot up your nerves incessantly until every last bit of your body has become a cloud of bees, leaving only your bones, brain, and nervous system. These then coalesce and begin to form a single giant bee, which contains your still living brain. BEES.​I wish people would be more careful with their wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphox Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. The wishes are super boring.I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT ALL THESE BEES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. The bees do the same to you.I wish that trees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. The trees destroy all civilization by ending global warming.I wish I was a pair of boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You are a pair of tooting boots.Teiw. Narpa. I wish I was Jebediah Kerman's invincible brother, Heoaiririririririririririri! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You cast your spell of Conversion to Jebbeh's Brother. You ARE Kerbin.I wish I could be Kerbin too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. However, someone spells kerbin wrong and you are a hivemind of three kerbals. All of them have low courage, high stupidity.I witos for the1.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Ehh... What?I wish for a Tangle Translator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 It wont have any effect.I wish for Thenewjoemama to become a Treecko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. However, I am THENEWJOEMAMA, not Thenewjoemama, so I am unaffected.I with for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. You get kieieieieieiilos pie. I wish that Tangle Translator actually worked. (I want to be able to call it the TT.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy gives you pi, mistaking the T-T for Pi symbol. Your brain explodes and numbers spill out.I wish for n = 0, 1, 0, a stable container containing hydrogen compressed @ 1 atmosphere appeared near the ISS. Wait 5 seconds. End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. The ISS, and the universe, explodes.I wish for kooky cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted, you get cookies made out of Numbuh 3's corpse. You monster.I wish for THENEWJOEMAMA to become a magikarp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. He evolves into a Mudkip-Brony crossbreed.I wish I had obedient zombie slaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. They misunderstand what you said, and you get so enraged you tell them to destroy themselves. They obediently do so of course. I wish I had a giant fighting robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. It fights you.I wish for a fist-sized purple metal nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. It's shaped like a fist and punches your face before becoming inanimate.I wish the entire forum loved the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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