Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tery215]

Granted. Everyone is Spock, and nobody is Captain Kirk.

I wish Gandalf was a meme.

[Tangle]

Granted. However, GANDALF DO DIS.

I wish for the trinary tree-bee conference.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It descends into chaos.

I wish I was a little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller,

I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her,

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat,

And a six-four Impala.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, but you don't get anything except the Impala that breaks down the first few miles you drive it. (Chevys suck, BTW)

I wish I had a Ford Mustang.

[InterCity]

Granted, but it's the new model, so it sucks.

I wish for moar boosters in KSP.

[Overfloater]

Granted. The newly introduced company "Moar" manufactures 1/4 size seperatrons.

I wish for a stable and sufficient income for doing nothing.

[InterCity]

Granted. You are now Kim Kardashian.

I wish people bother me only with important things in my job.

[Tery215]

Granted, being bothered is an important thing in your job.

I wish I had creativity.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, but all you can create is mischief.

I wish pillows were softer.

[Lundmunchkins]

Granted, now you suffocate in your pillow because you sink into it.

I wish I could socialize with people.

Edited May 4, 2014 by Lundmunchkins

[11JRidding]

Granted. Their incoherent babbling about MLP derails every thread in the forum

I wish I could run up walls

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, but when you get to the ceiling you fall to the floor breaking every bone in your body forever puting you in a full body cast for the rest of your life.

I wish for a catfish that could wish.

[Lundmunchkins]

Granted, the catfish wishes for you to die.

I wish I could travel in time to next Saturday (look at my sig, now you know why).

[11JRidding]

Granted. The Doctor Who episode sucks (Not that I'd ever say that about Doctor Who. I love that show)

I wish I could run up walls WITHOUT falling off the walls/ceiling

[Tery215]

Granted. You can only move at a snail's pace anywhere other than walls.

I wish for internet access to any point in the future/past. It should be as simple as click on time, set internet time to

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[min] [day] [month] [year], or click a slash button to reset internet time.

[Lundmunchkins]

Granted, it malfunctions, and you are stuck at the beginning of the internet,

I wish I could have Adobe Flash.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, Adobe Flashes you. You are now mentally scarred.

I wish I had the time to watch Doctor Who.

[Helix935]

granted, you receive a block of adobe with the word Flash engraved in it\

i wish i had an eidetic memory

[Tery215]

Granted. Your brain is a picture.

I wish words stopped being bent so that "very" meant "literally" and "literally" meant "in literature"

[CaelumEtAstra]

granted, you receive a block of adobe with the word Flash engraved in it

Really? I already did that!

I wish words stopped being bent so that "very" meant "literally" and "literally" meant "in literature"

Granted, due to your wish be incomprehensible, people start using "much so" to mean no.

I wish wishes wished wishes could wish to wish.

Edited May 4, 2014 by Mrsupersonic8

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

That is not grammatically correct, so I cannot grant it.

I am having the wished than u lieking of the Mudkipz.

[Helix935]

granted, although due to improper spelling, the wish results in the death of billions of people

i wish that i became an AI

[palioxis1248]

Granted. Didn't say how smart it had to be, so you're the AI behind a Grunt. Have fun getting repeatedly slaughtered.

I wish I lived on Kerbin.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, you live in the abandoned airfield.

I wish there was a colony in the Alpha Centauri system.

[Tangle]

Granted. It's on Alpha Centauri B B's dayside. They have 17th century colony tech. They are dead. You are a jerk.

I wish for quintuple 100