HeadHunter67 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Granted - and thanks to Mr. Nietzsche, that means you are dead.I wish it wasn't nice out when I'm working, and rainy when I'm off. Edited May 10, 2014 by HeadHunter67 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted. Now it's thunderstorms all time.I wish I had less serious colleagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted. No one gets their work done now.I wish I had a life outside of video games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted. But it's only ONE life, you can't collect more, you don't have continues, you can't save scum, you have to eat, drink, take pee and poo, breath and there's basically infinite ways to die, therefore losing your only life and having a definitive game-over. Seems bad? It's not, because IRL you can have(insert your word for mating here)that more than pays for the risks. And, well, the sunrises ans sunsets are beautiful, the rain pouring down outside is refreshing, there's fragrances in basically everything and, well, there's smiles. Smiles are awesome. Get your *** outside and go get some smiles for you and for the ppl you like, dude.I wish a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) Granted. Your wish was of the perspective of Bilbo Baggins. Sauron rules in fire and tyranny because Bilbo Baggins was magically sent home by Wishmaking Fairy and got caught by the Black Riders later.I wish that the hypothetical observer of human existence transferred memory from earlier-born to older-born, also violating time and the lightspeed law.(Don't just say, HURR DUR 'CUS IT HYPOTHETICAL) Edited May 11, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted, but HURR DUR 'CUS IT HYPOTHETICALI wish for a chao from the Sonic Adventure games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) Granted. He is programmed to destroy his new master and return to Sonic at all costs.I wish What If, XKCD, converted to videos and would contain content accumulated over 500 years. Edited May 11, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted. You will never be able to watch it all.(I'm glad I'm not the only one who reads those)I wish everyone lived in Ghana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted. The skin color variety is severely handicapped as a result.I wish there were more pumpkin conspiracies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted. The skin color variety is severely handicapped as a result.I wish there were more pumpkin conspiracies.Granted! However, one of the conspiracies turn out to be true, and it's that you are actually a pumpkin. Everybody get's really hungry and feasts on you.I wish that that I had skating abilities and couldn't die. The whole world is just as glitchy as Skate 3 as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted. You are locked into prison until death (forever) because you killed several dozens of people due to physics bugs.I want squad to add even bigger parts than Kerbodyne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted. They also add a budget. Also, every bigger part costs math.huge (/ infinity)I wish that Space Engine combined with Seed of Andromeda, KSP, and Minecraft, plus a minigame which simulates the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScriptKitt3h Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted. They also add a budget. Also, every bigger part costs math.huge (/ infinity)I wish that Space Engine combined with Seed of Andromeda, KSP, and Minecraft, plus a minigame which simulates the universe.Granted! However, the Deep Space Kraken has now mutated into a god-like AI deity that slaughters your Kerbals/Minecraft players/pilots, and destroys everything in its path. I wish Scott Manley would engage in a KSP ship battle, all-stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadHunter67 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted, but since Scott Manley always "Flies Safe", no one is actually damaged in the battle.I wish that more KSP players could differentiate between science and alleged "magic". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted, everything is magic now. All scientist-like players are charged with heresy and burned.I wish that people stop making grammar mistakes, so that grammar nazis are without ammo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted. The rules of grammar e-changesj while nazise grammaress first up it-pick soon please.I wish for a notepad ++. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted but it is only for the future Windows 17 which doe isn't come out until you die.I wish to be chosen as a volunteer for Mars One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted. It crashes, because it is an incredibly bad idea in that kind of timescale.I wish that mechjeb could dock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaryulenko Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, Sadly it becomes rogue and kills everyoneI wish i had an self-refilling potato chips bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted. You become so fat you can't even leave your own bed.I wish i lived on Venus, and were immune to all it's effects, and be able to eat sulfur and drink acid rain and breathe the atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaryulenko Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 granted, But the sun starts to grow in form and consumes Mercury and Venus during its growth.I wish i had a choco-chip ice cream taco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, but someone eats it.I wish for [REDACTED] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, but she leaves you for your brother and takes her monkey dressed as a clown with her.I wish there were more hours in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted. Night was removed, so you can't sleep.I wish there was more hours of night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, welcome to Venus.I wish more people used Firefox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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