SelectHalfling0 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. You have an IQ a bit higher than the #1 Dentist Recommended Leading Brand of Toothpaste.I wish for a non-destructive Kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. Here's one we call.... oh wait we don't have one.I wish......... for something good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but you're so shocked from actually getting what you want that you get a heart attack and die.I wish for an easy system to keep save files up to date while playing both on my stationary and my laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. You now spend all your time playing KSP and flunk out of school/lose your job.(Seriously though, look into dropbox and symbolic links, pm me if you need help.)I wish it wasn't so hot and humid today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, now that your save files got a date together they no longer care about you and go on another network leaving you without any saves & files.I wish i could be in the mood to play with the mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but you're with Sun.I wish for a sandwich made out of kerbals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, it's poisonous.I wish for a burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. You get a burger-burglar. He takes your wallet and all your valuables.I wish for a zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. You're a zombie! and you suffer from excruciating pains because your own flesh is rotting.I wish I had a zombie repellent, just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. The Zombo Overlord, who is the only zombie without a rotten brain, decides to send zombies to your house regardless of the spooky ghost noises coming out of the wall.The zombie repellent spray was actually ghost spray, but it repels zombies.I wish for circumnavigating planes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. You can only book flights through zombo.com.I wish more sites were as entertaining as zombo.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. They deny service and just make funny welcome pages.I wish for green greens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoDex Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but suddenly greens become purple.I wish Comcast didn't try to charge me $200+ for BBCAmerica when they said they'd only charge me $130. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. They try to charge $300+.I wish all communications companies would grow a conscience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. You don't have BBC at all.Can I have a pet kerbal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. He owns all the space programs and runs off with a interstellar ship to Kerbol.I wish for another dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoDex Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but it's a Chihuahua.I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disiuze Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but i misheard you and thought you said be independent of Earths rotation and you slam a building.I still wish somebody would update PlatinumSpore(I don't vexx32 is gonna update it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted. Your computer spontaneously turns into a platinum replica (nonfunctioning), upon installing the new version of PlatinumSpore. You receive complementary Spore merchandise, which is also platinum. You turn into platinum.I wish I could flee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but now the cops are after you.I wish I could tell colours apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted. You are now racist, and sent to prison for doing such a horrible thing.I wish for 2 ices cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted. Wait, where are your eyeballs?I wish for a dimension-jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted. The slider brings you into a dimension where the ground of all the planets are covered in a foot of Legos. Oh, I should mention you are barefoot. And don't have arms. I wish for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted, but it runs away.I wish for this wish to be corrupted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted: This wish has cost you 49.99$.I wish to wish this wish for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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