Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[General Rarity]

Granted, but you, uh, die right after your resurrected, and, uh, Scott stops playing KSP.

I wish for a banana.

[Floppster]

Granted, but the banana appears to be poisonous.

I wish i was able to build cool stuff.

[Kinglet]

Granted. All your buildings are instantly cooled to absolute zero. Good luck, have fun!

I wish words would not have multiple meanings.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. We all start to speak Newspeak, doubleplusgood!

I wish for Wolverine's quick healing ability.

[Colserra3]

Granted, but you also inherit his adamantium bones and your muscles can't hold you up for more than two minutes.

I wish Starship Troopers didn't try to have a romantic plot in it.

[Tery215]

Granted. It's star wars troopers. They all die from their horrible cardboard armour.

I wish for a movie made entirely out of badger skin.

[K3achas]

Granted, more of a flag than a movie though.

I wish for a cow.

[Floppster]

Granted, you get a Big Mac.

I wish for money.

[sal_vager]

Granted, you get one Zimbabwean dollar, I wish I could get that tune out of my head

[Flymetothemun]

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I wish for a single American penny, equaling 1 American cent.

[General Rarity]

Granted. I crunch it with a train.

I wish I had known when to get bologna.

[K3achas]

Granted, you for got bread.

I wish for a wish.

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[Designer225]

Granted, it takes away your wish.

I wish for something in a wish.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's horribly corrupted somehow!

I wish for less generic wishes.

[Flymetothemun]

Granted. Your wishes are now limited to chemical reactions between no more than 4 molecules.

I wish for a single length of copper wire, 1 Imperial Foot long, otherwise known as 12 Imperial Inches, being of American Wiring Gauge 22, otherwise known as .6426 Metric Millmetres and also known as .0253 Imperial Inches, and being magnet-type wire, coated not with a rubber or plasticine coating, but with a coating of enamel, burned or shaved off with a blade at the points where conductivity must be made.

[Kethevin]

Granted. But the points not covered with enamel are fused together.

I wish I had power over time.

[Flymetothemun]

Granted. But the points not covered with enamel are fused together.

I wish I had power over time.

*applauds*

Granted, you can only go forward or back in time 5 seconds every year.

I wish for your keyboards' spacebar.

[General Rarity]

Granted. You gain a wish. atm he had no wish

I wish for a wish to wish on that can summon wishes.

[Kethevin]

Granted. But they are never your own.

I wish I could build a proper space plane in KSP!

[Moss]

Granted, but it consumes all of your free time building spaceplanes over and over. Soon your friends and family forget you exist and you die a lonely, atrophied, spider-web covered death in front of your monitor, eventually found by a stray cat and consumed by vermin. And no-one comes to your funeral.

I wish for puppies!

[General Rarity]

Granted, but they turn into evil stinging wasps of hatred.

I wish for un-insect puppies.

[Kethevin]

Granted. But you carry them through term and deliver them yourself. Your self-esteem never recovers.

I wish night was shorter.

[Moss]

Granted. Your planet overheats.

I wish for the user below me not to have posted.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. Instead Sun posts some muddy boots gifs and wishes for you to come over and play in the mud with him.

I wish for better Isp for my car.

[r4pt0r]

Granted. Though it is now ion powered so I would suggest you start walking to your next destination.

I wish that my apartment complex wasn't re-paving the parking lot, forcing me to park two blocks away.