flashcactus Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 (edited) Granted. It has been defrosted, and you are infected with it.I wish for a sea of distilled water. Edited August 20, 2014 by flashcactus removed strange content-doubling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlubber Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted. It has been defrosted, and you are infected with it.I wish for a sea of distilled water.Granted, but somebody pees in it and it get's dirty.I wish I had an infinite supply of regular plushie Jebediah Kermans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted. However, due to the ramifications of portal technology, infinite gravities go through the Free Jeb-Kerman portal and destroy everything.I wish for a theoretically infinite supply of regular plushie jebediah kermans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted. Your Jeb plushie is also a tribble.I wish I could dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted. Every dance you do raises a graveyard of dead people. All of the dirt ends up crushing modern society. The dead people only rise in a purely literal sense.I wish for an item purpose redesignation tablet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashcactus Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted. The purpose of any item may now be written on it. However, nobody notices the fact and it doesn't change a thing.I wish for all my bugs to become self-tracking/fixing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlubber Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted. The purpose of any item may now be written on it. However, nobody notices the fact and it doesn't change a thing.I wish for all my bugs to become self-tracking/fixinginert plushieGranted. All of your bugs are now patched in individual updates that cause save resets.I wish that I had 100 inert, non-reactive plushie Jebadiah Kermans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted. It requires batteries that don't exist.I wish for batteries that don't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyler4856 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, you receive antimatter based batteries...I wish I was a rich man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted... look up (money was made right on top of you)I wish for more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyler4856 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted, but you may only wish for more wishes...I wish someone got the fiddler on the roof reference... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted, but I don't.I wish for all 1 cent/ penny coins to be abolished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted, but you must live in Canada. (Seriously, we're in the process of phasing pennies out.)I wish for a working sonic screwdriver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted: You get a screwdriver that opens screws with sound.I wish I was a Wi-Fi hot spot, that works only on my stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted. You have nothing.I wish the $1 bill was replaced with a $1 coin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted. Again, you must live in Canada. (We have a sane coin system and polymer bills.)I wish for turkey dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted, as soon as you're done preparing it!I wish the 0.50$ bill was replaced with a 1$ jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 $0.50 bills don't exist?I wish for page 800 to come by tommorow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted. It came... along with 18.5 million other pages.I wish for page 771 to come tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted, but you've missed it.I wish for additional wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted. They are each corrupted horribly.I wish to have a perfect body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted. The body cannot function without 2,000 potato food unit watts.I wish for 2,000 potato food units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted. You get 2000 raw, sprouted potatoes.I wish for 5000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted, but the Internet adds 4001 (for obvious reasons).I wish English had more definitive rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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