Red Iron Crown Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. It's a USB 1.1 flash drive, though. Have fun at 12mb/s.I wish for an Android version of KSP, or at least the VAB/SPH parts of it.What's this about my foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. The game sucks though like every pocket edition of everything.I wish that I had and was in a space cardboard box (that is pressurized and shielded and NOT flying into an object in space and has infinite supplies of food, water, and oxygen, and can teleport to any location).the incorruptible wish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) Granted. Your spacebox has no door or window, and you are trapped inside.I wish there were more music festivals local to me.Edit: I wish the next poster realized he got ninja'd. Edited September 3, 2014 by Red Iron Crown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazelPine Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Sure, I will just go to ninja school.I wish that I could be in KSP and Control the Space Program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Sure, I will just go to ninja school.I wish that I could be in KSP and Control the Space Program.Congratulations! You have been chosen to take part in my kraken sacrifice program! Proceed to the first-class one-way eve lander please!I wish I could build prettier planes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, you're now good at assembling model-kit planes.Granted, you get a standard 40-hour work week. But it's 40 hours in a row, no breaks.I wish I was more specific about my wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 You make a incorruptible wish, so you break the thread rules and your wish gets ignored.I wish I would be friendlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted but no one notices it and still is mean to you.I wish to be able to fast forward and reverse time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. This has no effect, as such you do not observe it.I wish to be stuck inside the solid-rock Mission Control building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manni01 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Wish Granted... your body mixed with the cement building which is as dense as it is, but you make it more dense, but its infinite rigidity make not move, resulting in mission control becoming a singularity sucking up KSC and kerbin and the mun, and half of minimus.I wish for a pillow that has infinite fluffiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but the fluff is made from the flesh and bones of dead bunnies.I wish for a banana from the 30's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You get a banana from the 30's, with all the rotting you'd expect after eighty years.I wish my car had three pedals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted: the left pedal activates the jake brake...I wish vehicles didn't malfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but they are too weak to do their jobs.I wish for a S-IVB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but they are too weak to do their jobs.I wish for a S-IVB.Granted, but it's a really tiny model of it that can't be used.I wish I could be an MLG bloke and noscope and rek optic gaming noobs while blazing it with fellow faze klan members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Your wish couldn't be granted because the genie didn't know what in the hell you were talking about.I wish everyone were a chibi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but they are all pony chibis.I wish for a full scale S-IC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 It's a full scale model. Yay.I wish for a democratic, friendly and peaceful chicken overlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. He does nothing, this is a democracy!I wish to be on page 777. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted but the fourms get a massive ddos again and the thread gets erased.I wish for cheesecake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazelPine Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Hmmmm...Then here it is! A piece of smelly cheese with frosting on top!I wish for a a little probe core that is inflammable and not explosive at all. So I can have next to my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted but the fourms get a massive ddos again and the thread gets erased.I wish for cheesecakeYour wish was not granted because the thread was erased, thus your wish could never have been granted because you never made it in the first place and you were doomed to never get cheesecake. Then how could I know you wanted cheesecake, if you could never make the wish of wanting cheesecake on a thread that was erased by your own doing? How could I be typing this? Because I un-did all of your wish, and only know you wanted to make this wish because I can read your mind, as you had the wish in plan before you erased the thread. So I shall grant your wish.The cheescake stank, so it was un-edible.I wish to be an MLG bloke, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwaster Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Hmmmm...Then here it is! A piece of smelly cheese with frosting on top!I wish for a a little probe core that is inflammable and not explosive at all. So I can have next to my bed.Granted. You now have a probe core that can never ever explode and you go to sleep with the probe on your nightstand.However, it catches fire because you specified that it was inflammable, which is defined as 'capable of catching fire and burning quickly' and you burn to death before even a single fire truck can arrive. Perhaps you should have specified fireproof.I wish my country would get off its ass and take manned spaceflight more seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Granted. You now have a probe core that can never ever explode and you go to sleep with the probe on your nightstand.However, it catches fire because you specified that it was inflammable, which is defined as 'capable of catching fire and burning quickly' and you burn to death before even a single fire truck can arrive. Perhaps you should have specified fireproof.I wish my country would get off its ass and take manned spaceflight more seriously.Granted, but they take it so seriously, it's super cereal, and they build a rocket out of cereal.I wish to be part of the mlg bloke faze clan and become mlg noscope sniper pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Ninja'd. :/ Well, you become such a pro noscoper that you lose all skill at any other game.I wish Metroid: Other M were actually a good game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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