Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[LABHOUSE]

Granted because it's now corrupt because a reason was stated.

I wish for MOAR corruptness.

You realized it was a paradox.... plan b

Anyway granted it is ALL over you.

I wish for some more parts in .90

[cantab]

Granted. There are around ten thousand new parts in KSP .90, mostly just the same thing with tiny changes like a bit more fuel. There is no search or sort facility, it's impossible to add any using mods, and impossible to run the game without every stock part present. The new editor lacks the ability to copy and paste a part and resets the part list to showing the first page of the command modules whenever you've selected and placed a part.

Have fun!

I wish for the next poster to wish for cookies.

[AbortButton]

Granted. You turn into cookies and I eat you.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[cantab]

Granted. It's a komodo dragon.

I wish I had a SpaceX Dragon.

[GreeningGalaxy]

A shifty dealer on the street sells you a SpaceX Dragon (including launch stages) for a knockoff price from under his skeevy trenchcoat. You take it home to your vehicle assembly building, bolt and weld the parts together, and are immediately arrested for possession of unlicensed launch vehicles.

I wish for change.

[Overfloater]

Granted: You get 2 half penny coins for your penny.

I wish for some tasty fish.

[cantab]

Granted. But

gets stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

I wish the kitchen was clean and hygienic and safe to prepare food in.

[Engineer of Stuff]

Granted. But it can only prepare lion food.

I wish for nothing.

[LABHOUSE]

Granted, but you die of lack of food, water, air, blood, and shelter.

Wish:

I wish for you to grant my wish.

[cantab]

Granted. But since I don't know what your wish is, I simply grant you everything. It collapses into a black hole around you.

I wish for a nice cup of tea.

[Engineer of Stuff]

The cup of tea is as hot as lava. You drink it and burn up.

I wish for stuff.

[cantab]

I would contend that tea as hot as lava is not nice :-P

Granted. Your stuff was on the Cygnus that just "launched".

I wish I could think of a wish.

[LABHOUSE]

GGranted but you create a paradox by changing the past so you are not the you that couldn't think of a wish.

Wish:

I wish for you to grant my wish for no reason.

[Tery215]

Granted, but your wish is a raisin now.

I wish for a circle.

[Colserra3]

Granted, you can only see in the 0th dimension.

I wish for a cube.

[Starwhip]

An ice cube apparates into your brain.

I wish for space cannons.

[cantab]

Granted. But you aren't a cosmonaut so you don't get to even see them.

I wish for self-making food.

[General Rarity]

Granted, but it's made with Mercury. Good luck eating that...

I wish for no corruptness to corrupt the corrupt.

[cantab]

Granted, since that's an obvious null operation. The corrupt remain corrupt.

I wish for a moon base.

[r4pt0r]

Granted, Just download it and install it from the official NASA site.

I wish every person who has ever posted in this thread the best of luck next time they tie their shoes.

[cantab]

Granted. But all your shoes turn into ones with buckles that you just cannot seem to do up.

I wish for clean, dry, safe, well-fitting matching pairs of socks.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. They're incredibly itchy, though.

I wish people didn't judge by clothing so much.

[cantab]

Granted. Clothing ceases to exist.

I wish for a legit 31/x/31/31/31/31 Timid Latias.

[Tery215]

Granted, but those battle stats you wanted came out as 0.31/0.1x/0.31...etc

I wish for miniature cows. Cows are self-making food, right?

[Overfloater]

Here u go :^3

(yours will be smaller)

...

I wish to retire.