Red Iron Crown Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. You are laid off without severance.(Your avatar! Longest gravity turn ever!)I wish Antares hadn't exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, it fell into the ocean intact.I wish I had twelve fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted but the other two are growing in your windpipe so you suffocate.I wish for people to understand a simple paradox without me having to explain it five times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. But it causes a critical existence failure.I wish people knew how to spell "phoenix". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, but no one knows how to write or type the correct spelling.I wish for Mars One to succeed, and I don't care who goes, when it happens, if I die before it happens, or if I'm who goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. A trashy reality TV show being behind the first Mars landing is corruption enough.I wish X Factor would just go away. And not to Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. X Factor Ganymede becomes the new hit show across the solar system.I wish for more julmust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. It is replaced with Y-Factor, which features ruder judges and less talented contestants. Ninja'dGranted. Your abode's plumbing now delivers julmust. Enjoy your next shower.I wish reality shows were banned forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, but they are replaced with something worse.I wish people would comment on my threads (not criticism). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) Granted, your threads get flooded and you get no critisism be it constructive or destructive.Granted. Your abode's plumbing now delivers julmust. Enjoy your next shower.Oh god yes. Dream come true.I wish for even more julmust. Edited October 29, 2014 by Floppster Damn ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. Kinda. I'm not sure what that is, but I think maple syrup should be an OK substitute. You won't notice the difference will you?I wish that Britain had won the Revolutionary War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDarkStar Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. But if we win then there would be no such thing as a cheeseburger. I want a Spitfi- (no MDS, dat b 2 obvious)I want a Hurricane fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, you got a sentient hurricane trained in professional kickboxing (by the way, i know what a hurricane fighter is)I wish for infinite POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!1(considered putting something srs, but thought better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted, but you become a black hole with an infinitely large event horizon, destroying the entire universe.I wish for srs wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 granted. the wish is so srs that your face explodes.I wish that you did do a radially attached bacon. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. Your mother's cancer goes into remission and she survives for another five years.I wish for radially attached bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 granted. you catch my mother's cancer(IKNOWTHATSNOTHOWITWORKS)I wish for everyone to stop fighting over silly things, like religion or race or gender(SRSWISH) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted, but people start fighting over food instead. Everyone dies.I wish for a shiny new steel hull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. But the world is devastated by warring fans of sports teams.I wish that Man U would get relegated this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He does, at the cost of 13 kittens' lives.I wish the have a kitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I wish the have a kittenGranted, but it looks like your avatar picture when it speaks.I wish for radically attached bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. It is attached so radically that it's placed on the FBI watchlist and you are constantly monitored.I wish for Overfloater's avatar to reach orbit already. (I'm expecting the gravity turn to take months.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaneko Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. It crashes into a sattelite and sets off an ablation cascade.I wish for Beale, Porkjet, NathanKell and Nertea to create a super-mod that adds everything anyone ever wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. But you need a 16K HyperHD screen to see the whole resources panel.I wish for a GTX 970. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. After you put it into the computer box, I throw a bunch of rocks at your computer box. Everything but the GTX 970 breaks.I wish for a magic fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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