cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. Like King Midas, everything that it touches turns to gold. You were holding it with bare hands.I wish for about a hundred kilos of gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Gran-LOGIC ERROR #FFC03EB2AC57BC IN UNIVERSE.EXE. PRESS GOD-ALT-DELETE TO REBOOT.I wish I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted, however this violates rule #267 of the universe: how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if they could is SACRED INFORMATION!!!!!1! and any who find out must be erased from all existance.I wish for total world equality and peace forever, and all human-kind moves to space(SRS WISH) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Great. That pretty much self-corrupts.I wish the neighbours would be quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. The silence sends you into insanity (also how does it self-corrupt? it's the perfect wish!)I wish for CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 The world is peace and equality, but no humans are on it - they're all in space, which is free to be filled with brutality. Indeed the absence of humans, and potentially of any lifeforme, on the world is probably why it's at peace.Granted. But you're unable to pronounce the ee sound shorter than five minutes long.I wish for a washer-dryer that's quicker and not worse than the one I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. It's so fast that all the laundry in your the world is done 2.348 minutes. However, to run it takes more energy than the output of the sun in 20 years.I wish all of humanity is peaceful and totally equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. You are the only remaining human alive, and are in a minimally-conscious state sustained by robotic life support.I wish I had a yummy sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. it is shaped like the word 'yummy' but is actually hideously disgusting.I wish that all humans are still alive and concience, and they are all peaceful, accepting, and totally equal. And also that all poverty, disease, and starvation were cured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 1. Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.')Not granted. I wish for a piece of nickel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Hunt Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted, a nickel-iron asteroid the size of Manhattan crashes into your house.I wish for my own personal fighter jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Granted. I fighter jet crashes into you house. (sorry, forgot that rule!)I wish for my own ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarLiner Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It is close to the event horizon of a black hole.I wish for Half Life 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It ends in another epic cliffhanger. THE WORST THINGI wish for Portal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It turns out, Portal 3 and Half Life 3 are the same game. But you can no longer use the Portalgun nor the Gravity Gun. They are DLCs. :trollface:I wish for a map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarLiner Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. The game is soo real that you get yourself stuck in a portal loop.I wish for Android Lollipop's Material Design to be applied everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, but it loves your robot brother more than you.I wish to conquer Kerbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. However, the genie that granted your wish came from Soviet Russia, so..."In Soviet Russia, you no conquer Kerbin, Kerbin conquer you."I wish for a bar of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, you are now in a room full of chocolate pressurized to 100kPa.I wish for more Halloweens yearly. Once a quarter would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. Halloween is transformed into World Muddy Boot Day. Congratulations, you just got about 500 million kids' boots muddy.Actually, I wouldn't mind that.I wish there was less hate for Call of Duty and Minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, all of that hate is transferred to you.I wish for my wish to not become corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It was already corrupted when you thought of it.I wish for a fish eye lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zxczxczbfg Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It's a lens made of an actual fish eyeball.I wish NEAR didn't automatically shut down on the x64 version of KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. Ferram is so plagued by Win64 crash reports that he abandons the mod.I wish for Win64 KSP to not be so crashy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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