Sun Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. It has no extra lag in the game, but it does lag your computer to the point of crashing.I wish Valve would learn to count to 3 already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. Portal 3's an okay-ish game, but not a patch on the previous titles.I wish it wasn't so late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, you must move to California.I wish I had a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. It's corrupted.I wish I could think of a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, but it is used up in itself. I wish for Zokesia to conquer Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. But the resistance keeps killing its soldiers, and ultimately assassinates Zokesia's leader.I wish I had a wider desk. Actually I have one to my left, I wish it was clear though not covered in junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, but when you clear it, it turns out it was covering an embarrassing photo of you when someone walks inI wish I can eat KFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. You are transported to Kentucky at the time the Fried Chicken was introduced to Kentucky. (very long ago)I wish for a tube-shaped fuel tank, rather than a cylindrical one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. It contains so much fuel that the amount of any stock engine in the game that could lift it crashes the game. I wish I ate waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. The waffles are Luftwaffes and they bomb you.I wish for a fish that had a dish of "mish". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 As i don't understand, you get granted with something you don't understand too.I wish for more publicity everywhere. . . . . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Your publicity goes overload, and everyone stalks you for the rest of your life.I wish that other species could be added into KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 granted, but it is done by a hacker an is removed within 3 seconds because ksp WILL NOT HAVE ALIENS CONFIREMD.I wish that all the caption threads will go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. The game is reduced to Yet Another Multiplayer FPS, depicting a three-way battle between humans, Kerbals, and generic buglike aliens. While the rockets and orbital mechanics are retained, hardly anyone ever uses them - they take ages to fly and are way too vulnerable to the missile launcher, and the bugs' antigravity ships outclass the rockets anyway when below their 100 km ceiling. Simply joining a game playing Kerbal will invariably get you insulted as a know-nothing n00b, and if you actually do pull off a launch to orbit you're a dirty camping lamer who should come down and fight properly.Edit: Oh gosh darn it I wish I had an indefinitely enlargeable monitor with full control over its size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 granted. you break it and it explodes.I wish that all the caption threads will go away and it will not be because someone nuked the forum games server from orbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. Someone conventionally bombed the forum games server from orbit I wish I had a machine that generates an anti-explosion field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, but it's incredibly prone to exploding.I wish I had a broomstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, but it was stolen. The witch who owns it finds you and turns you into a hippopotamus.I wish for a carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, but the carrot gives you food poisoning you can never recover from.I wish for my KSP not to crash like crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 granted. it crashes like insane because Danny got into your house.I wish to be good at FTL (as in get to sector 5 at least) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, but you go FTL and the game crashesI wish for a Kerbal FPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. All of the bullets are affected by drag so much that they stop before they go one foot.I wish that pieces of cardboard could be used as RAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted. Pieces of cardboard are, however, incompatible with any existing computer systems and can only be used as RAM for extremely expensive prototype computers that don't even exist yet.I wish I had a paintbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, but the paintbrush has only one hair like spongebobsI wish there was a funny parts mod for KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Granted. However, these parts take up so much memory that your game crashes immediately when trying to load it.I wish for my procrastination to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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