Guest Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Granted. but instead suddenly a hacker comes and controls your plane and crashes it,then hacks your pc,or console (whichever it runs on) I wish,that the hypetrain Apply the brakes... right now at my station... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Granted. The Hypelear Reactor on board the hypetrain builds up too much power, and the hypetrain occupants get blasted into another community.I wish for green glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Granted,but suddenly the glass has a zombie virus on it,and it turns the world green and people who touch it into zombies. you made zombies take over the world.I Wish that i could have a time turner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Yes, but you break the 4th wall and kill everyone, including yourself. I wish for a wish, which is to wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. Your recursive wish function prevents any other wishes from being run.I wish for a medkit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. It's delivered along with critical damage to you, the medkit only brings you up to 10% health.I wish Purolator would ship my package from their sort facility, it's been sitting there for three days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. they deliver the package,rushfully and it is damaged. I wish that i could freeze time,for 1 hour to suddenly Undo something that ive done incidently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. Because time is frozen, 1 hour is forever. Enjoy the fact that time will never come back.I wish for all your base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. You claim everyone's base and proclaim, "all your base are belong to us". However, Reichtangle comes out of nowhere and anchlusses all your bases.I wish KSP looked like real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manni01 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. Your computer crashes from all the texture and shader loading.I wish for the ability to levitate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. You are trapped in a room with spinning circular blades covering every portion of every wall, the ceiling, and the floor. You are stuck levitating until you die of either oxygen depravation or thirst.I wish the thread I started with my aircraft had more comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted, they're all pointing out the flaws and your aircraft is so bad a mod decides the only course of action is to delete the thread, then hack the download host and shut down the download, then hack your computer and delete your entire KSP folder.It's the only way to make sure.I wish I could wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. The wish is to not wish for a wish.I wish the that the fnap was a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. I zap your dictionary and it contains infinity new words. The dictionary crushes you, with knowledge!I wish for a hammer made out of knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Granted. Now the saying "don't argue with an idiot. they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experiencence." takes on a whole new meaning. Especially if said idiot has the hammer of knowledge.I wish the plus key on my keyboard numpad wasn't about to fall off. Edited December 13, 2014 by Norpo Numpod? What the hail is a Numpod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted. It is jammed down and the only key your entire keyboard detects. Every message you post on the KSP forums and elsewhere now looks like this: "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++"I wish I wasn't sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted. You now have a disease called "Nothing", which slowly causes you to stop existing. The symptoms of your diseases (other than Nothing) disappear first, tho.I wish for a magic shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted, it buries itself underground so that you cannot find it.I wish my wishes were not horribly corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted. I change the definition of the word "horribly" to mean "extremely nicely." You then die in a fiery lava pit on some planet only 6 miles away from its star after having eaten a ghost pepper.I wish for a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted, but it only lasts 16 seconds.I wish to become a Field Marshall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted. You are now a field/marsh. The all part is included as your ecosystem.I wish for nanobots to play with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Eagle 1 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted. You are now a field/marsh. The all part is included as your ecosystem.I wish for nanobots to play with.Granted. But they turn on you and you are now borg (resistance is futile)I wish for an Animaiacs reboot and it was amazing like before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted. Half of the episodes are amazing like before, but the rest are "finger prince" over and over.I wish that Space Engine 0.97.2 would come out sooner than KSP 0.90. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) granted. but the game suddenly shuts down due to you rushing an update. and KSP 0.90 comes out there after.I wish that I could be a crew member of the USS enterprise.. Edited December 14, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted. But not for very long. "Security" I think they called your department.I wish I could go to the loo more quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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