Red Iron Crown Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 If only I could grant that one for you. My condolences.I wish for more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. It's in a small box floating through space. Did I mention it's not airtight?I wish for my friend to try KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. Your friend turns out to be PewDiePie, and he makes a video on it. I wish I could play Human Space Program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted, but you only get the North Korean campaign.I wish I had a robot friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. It's made by an enormous evil corporation whose corporate leader goes corporately evil and uses your friend (along with other robots) to enslave the planet.I wish I was that corporate leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted,You are the evil corp leader,But suddenly the BBB comes in and shuts you down. due to the evilnessI wish for A Train that can go 100000000000 M/s And has a Shield over me so i cant get caught in space/time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted, but Nickelback are on the train.I wish that i had the superpower of quantum telepresence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. Now everybody expects you to be everywhere to save them, and you have time for nothing else.I wish to become invisible for everything ranging from eyes to lasers just by thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) You get a live ostrich in your living room. last minute edit, ey?Granted, but thinking about it causes severe headaches, and bleeding from your nose & ears I wi$h for a million buck$. Edited January 13, 2015 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted, inflation ate its value and now you cannot aford even decent food.I wish for diesel punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. It turns out diesel isn't that great of a fuel, and you get competed to death by modern "gasoline punk" companies.I wish for 2,000 units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) As you did not specify what, you will get 2000 units of rotten potatoes.I wish that planes didn't crash. Edited January 13, 2015 by Sampa my bad, didn't catch my own typo...thanks for the catch Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. Landing is a type of crashing. Planes now magically hover above the ground whenever they try to land, everyone inside starving to death.(I wanted 2,000 units, not 200)I wish for 13 more levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. Landing is a type of crashing. Planes now magically hover above the ground whenever they try to land, everyone inside starving to death.(I wanted 2,000 units, not 200)I wish for 13 more levels.OT: Ok, my mistake...thanks for catching that typo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. It gets downvoted to oblivion.I wish my CPU didn't overheat whenever I use it without limiting it's usage. (have to keep it at 70% usage all the time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. Your 100% is now everyone else's 70%. Going past it voids the warranty.I wish for SCIENCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. The SCIENCE you get is a test of a nuclear bomb right above your house.I wish for more candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted, but now you have the diabeeeeeeteeeesI wish I had wheels on my hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted, but now you must spend your life upside down.I wish for three more wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. but they'll all be corrupted, I guarantee it.I wish for world peace (how droll) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. The world is now at peace, 0 degrees kelvin.I wish for a tragic ending to this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Your Magikarp spontaneously appears into reality, then disintegrates due to sigma/delta decay. Our universe's vacuum energy state cannot support it.I wish I knew the exact syntax, function, and background for every Bash/Linux command ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted, but you end up in a mental asylum.I wish I won't be late for my work now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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