InterCity Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted. Due to an invulnerability-unrelated accident, you were thrown into space along with some nice spray of shrapnel. Now you'll just drift away, forever...I wish that all world used OpenSUSE instead of windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted. Malware writers now target this ubiquitous operating system, exploiting all its security flaws.I wish I could into Linux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. You are now code inside some family's media sharing server. You will probably never get discovered and die here.I wish I could eat disciplinary quantum quails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) granted. But due to quantum mechanics, the quail teleports into your skull, killing you instantly.I wish for finite hqgodtbn4YTFG Edited January 18, 2015 by xXIndestructibleEVAXx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. jhiashgdfuagyieiyfnjansnb61, and boom!I wish I didn't smash my keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (you again ) Granted, I'll have someone unpleasant come and smash it for you.I wish the coffee didn't run out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. The coffee never ran out. In fact, you're drinking 14 billion year old coffee.I wish for a dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted, and with a bonus! whenever you're in super saiyan mode time is stopped! I wish for a 2$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaneko Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Fine. You're meant to write it $2 If you want currency, but you'll get what you asked for.$$.I wish for large amounts of maple syrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted: you're now in the middle of Lake Ontario. (that's what lakes in Canada are made of, isn't it?)I wish for a two-bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 • S. Africanan antelope of either _____ GenderSure, you get two african antelopes with Ebola...I would like for all GIC (Green Iron Crown) jokes too stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. GIC dies,along with RIC,you monster.I wish i could go back in time before we all used coal,and developed a alternate energy source,so pollution/global warming stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted. You use methane, which is an even more powerful greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide is.I wish for a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Would you like it bomb flavored? granted!I wish for 2 dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Granted, but the government decided to print loads of money and now dollars worthless.I wish I could move that gear up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 granted, but you sell your soul to GIC for the abilityI wish there was a caps/nocaps lock key so my GIV posts are easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but you need to buy a new keyboard worth .I wish I didn't get a lot of homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted, but your school day becomes longer to allow you to do it during school hours.I wish I had a sucker for use in an inside joke with a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. It's a giant tube that eats human heads by sucking them [into itself].I wish for a coffee robot to replace all other gamers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. Because there are just two gamers in the world, you and the robot, the gaming industry collapses and no new games are released. You can forget about MMO's as well because no one buys currency to support the devs. KSP Itself halts at 0.90.I wish to be a ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Granted. No one sees you or hears you, so you cannot communicate with anything, including Siri and your computer.I wish for Coco Pommel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 granted. you are such a bad ninja that you bring the baddas score down below mlg and into slot 3I wish to be eligible to go jnto the royal marines as an officer- - - Updated - - -NIJAD ON A POST ABOUT NINJAS! WHAT KIND OF ODDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Granted, but you are discharged due to medical reasons a week after elistment.I wish for the Avatar to bring balance to the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Granted. The Earth now has one more balance for measuring relative mass.I wish for some radiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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