Tex Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, but you are killed in the process of killing them.I wish that I could make some of my own R-Candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. It does not work. At all.(It literally does nothing)I wish for 420 ICBMs. With nuclear payload.(And all the standard security and that... only I can launch, no exploding randomly!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The icbms start to malfunction and start firing and blow up ONLY your houseI wish that some thing random will happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. Something happens. It was random, but you don't realize that it was random.I wish for a nice dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Brownies magically appear in your oven. You are away from home.Your oven burns your house down.I wish for texturing skills! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 You get the texturing skills. Your coding skills are taken away from you, and so is all knowledge about Unity or similar.So you can texture, but it will never show up inside any game since you do not know how. Enjoy your 2D drawings that are useless!I wish I could code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted, only in a useless, outdated code. I wish that I could have some good rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. you get so many rep,that the forum software implemented destroys the whole forum. I wish for to be faster than the speed of sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. As you run, your body tears apart from the forces and the heat friction of traveling faster than the speed of sound on the ground. Also, your shoes are untied, thus you supersonically trip and skim your knee. Ow.I wish for an A in Chemistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted, but another grade drops to an F.I wish to fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted, you get turned into a flying fish.I wish people didn't hate Google+. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted, people are now mindless robots all connected to each other via wi-fi!I wish for a zimbabwean dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. You get arrested for forgery by method of wish granting.I wish for humans to be mindless robots all connected to each other via wi-fi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 granted, everyone loves Google+.I wish for a fish... (sorry, can't think of anything atm) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worir4 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted! *Throws you off a boat*I wish for another rep bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. The standard for entry into the Light Green Group is raised to three light bars, though.I wish for all reputation on the forum to be zeroed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted. Here's the deed to the Bar of Representatives.I wish for the people of earth to forget about the day-night cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Granted, people have forgotten about it because it has been so long since there was a day-night cycle. The Earth has been stationary for a loooooong time.I wish people would stop buying tiny dogs, and buy huskies or German shepherds instead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted. It's only a matter of time until the dogs evolve into megabeasts, rulers of the world.I wish for equilibrium to be easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted, but you don't ever know that it is.I wish I knew (the order of) 500 consecutive digits past the decimal of pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Since computers know more than 2 million digits, you are now a computer.Con: Sentient computers have not been invented yet. (Can't upgrade an old one either!)I wish the RAM limit was removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted, but now it takes so much ram that it kills your computer just to start the game.I wish that the Kraken (KSP one) didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted. It's now a space horse that bucks your ships into oblivion.I wish that fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted. a MILLION fishs fall on you.I wish for to have a private pirate ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Granted, the crew kills you.Wish: I wish for my wish to not be granted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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