Lord DC Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 granted, however you can't see and I hope you don't run into a black hole.I wish it was march 10th already (you know why) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted, and the KSP steam sale ends.I wish that 7 1/2 hours would instantly pass by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriXman Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted, but your definition of hours are much longer than real hours, so they pass really slowly.I wish that the guy that hacked my friends Skype wouldn't hack my friend's Skype account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted. He hacks yours.I wish the CIA was good old CIA with supercars and earpieces instead of *ahem* fighting terrorism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted, they use their supercars and earpieces to "fight terrorists" since they don't have communists to fight anymore. (why do I get stuck with the political ones)I wish you'd wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriXman Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted, but I'm very tired because of my lack of sleep.I wish I would have come up with the idea of this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted, but you didn't post it.I wish for wishers to wish that wishers would wish that wishers would wish that wishers would wish that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted. The self-replicating wishers you wished for overrun the universe.I wish for a teleporter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted, but it has a delay and only teleports 1 gram at a time.I wish that wishers would wish that wishers would wish that wishers would wish that...- - - Updated - - -Granted, but your definition of hours are much longer than real hours, so they pass really slowly.I wish that the guy that hacked my friends Skype wouldn't hack my friend's Skype account.Then it would be more time passed INSTANTLY, which cannot become slower... are you blond or something (just kidding, I have nothing against blonds, yet). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Granted. You are the victim of an endless wishing loop that caused you to wish that, and will force you to wish that for the rest of your existence.I wish for some chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WARodst10175 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) Granted. But its cold as hell.I wish to have a mech suit and fight north korea Edited March 5, 2015 by WARodst10175 Screwed up badly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 (edited) Granted, no-one backs you up and you're quickly overwhelmed. I wish I could think of something to wish for.-Edit-I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING! Edited March 6, 2015 by Colserra3 WISH CAME TRUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted, but you can't wish for itI wish for everything, anything, something, and nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted. You receive 2thing.I wish for a new list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted. There's nothing on the list you like.I wish for an Iron Man suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted. It is three sizes too small.I wish I was telekinetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rofl47 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted, but the telekinesis works only on Sundays.I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted. You get more wishes, but since "wish" is a massless resource, the wishes smash into your face at the speed of light while you're driving, distracting you and causing you to crash.I wish for a Saturn V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted. You get a Saturn * V(5)I wish for new Halogen bulb. It's too dark at night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Granted. But your house seems to, explode. On occasion.I wish to be at Saturn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted. You asphyxiate and die, because you don't have a space suit.I wish I could shape-shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted, you shape-shift into a donut. And the guy right next to you is really hungry.I wish for a donut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Chutes" Kalinin Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted. However, the donut just happens to be Sidereus, who shape-shifted into one.I wish for love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoetoJoe Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted. You have a love for cheese.I wish i had a twinkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted. There. You got a Twinkie. But it is the last twinkie on Earth, and a mob quickly beats you up for it.I wish for a heap of old rotten fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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