Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. You get less visible artificial coloring, and more infrared natural coloring.

I wish I could see Broadband waves. No reason. It'd just be awesome.

[livefree75]

Granted. You can barely drive due to the amount of waves everywhere.

I wish for world peace

[gamowin]

Granted, humanity destroys all of their weapons as an act of universal friendship, only for aliens to invade and demand trial by combat.

I wish for understanding of all mathematical concepts.

[livefree75]

Granted, scientists take you apart and examine every cubic millimeter of your brain.

I wish for a spaceship capable of warp.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You accidentally warp into a planet and you explode.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

[temporalExile]

Granted. You are now dead

EDIT:

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish for something

[LABHOUSE]

Granted, but now you will not wish that.

I wish my doctor never said I could not have caffeine.

[worir4]

Granted, also a new law means all products must now contain caffeine.

I wish i didn't have exams the following month that 1.0 is released.

[Deutherius]

Granted! You are expelled. No exams for you

I wish for a more comfortable chair.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Granted. The chair is so comforatble that you never leave it. And it's on a conveor belt. Leading to a pool of magma.

I wish for my 100th post to be a large collection of new crafts.

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. But the 1.0 update will break them all.

I wish I could noclip.

Edited April 23, 2015 by windows_x_seven

[Ethanadams]

Granted you can no longer clip your nails

i wish for 8583927 terrawatt laser

[Overfloater]

Granted. Compatible batteries aren't included though... You can use this laser as a stick, to hit stuff with it, or something...

I wish for an egg.

[gamowin]

Granted... *Velociraptors*

I wish for a mineral-rich, water-covered planet about 1 AU away from a sun that is about 1,300,000 miles in diameter, and also has a moon that has approximately 1/6th the mass of the planet.

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. That planet, however, is inhabited by pale-skinned aliens, who kill you after you land there.

I wish NASA goes back to the Moon.

[LABHOUSE]

Granted. I cannot corupt that, it is impossible.

I wish that people who are rude to me and whoeveer never talk to whoever they are rude to.

[Newt]

Granted. But because I am not exactly sure what the wording in your request is meaning, everyone just talks incoherently to everyone else.

I wish that I had a better camera for my telescope than I do.

[InterCity]

Granted. But it's a standard film camera. And you have no dark room.

I wish I was not this bad at civilization 5.

[Ethanadams]

Ganged you so good that it gets boring

i wish wish people would stop complaining

[Prof. Endwalker]

Granted! Everyone holds in their emotions for everything and you can no longer tell when people are serious or sarcastic.

I wish I could market garden successfully.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are now the cheapest gardener, instead of the desired effect of a shovel that kills people when you get hit by explosions.

I wish for a square.

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. The square, however, is a Generic Red Square, and it is inert. It does not react to your inputs.

I wish for some pie.

[K3achas]

Granted. Pie is made of nitroglyceren. Watching you from my bunker.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

[JaydenRex]

Granted. Your wish has been *COMPUTER BLUESCREEN* Corrupted.

My wish is to be a Super Duper Cooter (Mispelled Computer)

[K3achas]

There is no cooter more super duper than you.

I wish to eat a cow(whole).

Edited April 26, 2015 by K3achas