Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rocketfeline]

Granted. But the fuels mixed and it leaks in flight and explodes.

[Newt]

You get anything you want, but immediatley afterward, you fall off the edge of a clif, and, as if that was not enough, are promptly hit by a bus.

I wish for a space elevator.

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. You build your space elevator, ignoring orbital mechanics. After it's complete, the difference between the elevator's tip and its base tears it apart, and you watch the re-entry effects destroy it.

I wish for mass kerbal invasion on Earth.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. They destroy the Earth and everything in it, including you and the Kerbals.

I wish for a way to sleep on command.

[Deutherius]

Granted. Everyone knows the command. You don't have any enemies who could abuse it, do you?

I wish for nothing.

[Fel]

Granted, everything you touch, feet included, turns into nothing.

I wish that my wish granter would be burned at the stake for witchcraft.

[Ethanadams]

Granted you die because you did it right?

i wish for complete control over Ireland, Canada, America, China, Russia, Israel,

[Prof. Endwalker]

Granted. Having that much power and publicity is horribly corrupted as it is.

I wish for a new tv.

[Rocketfeline]

Granted, The TV is quite old and cant start.

I wish for a drone.

[Tex]

Granted, but that one chimpanzee from the viral video knocks it down as well.

I wish for some more comfortable dress shoes.

[Xannari Ferrows]

That's impossible.

I wish it wasn't!

[Ethanadams]

Granted it isn't in 1 countries that you can't go to unless you have at least 9 citizenships fluent in 4 languages and almost never get sick

i wish for a g11 or a metal storm

[michaelsteele3]

Granted, but metal you get cut from the metal shards.

I wish for a wish.

[Randazzo]

Granted, but metal you get cut from the metal shards.

I wish for a wish.

Granted. But then some whinging twit comes along, complains about it, and gets it locked so you can't actually have it.

I wish more people were actually helpful.

[icantmakemodels]

Gr-ERROR -4

CORE DUMPED.

Rebooting...

CORE DUMPED. HARD DRIVE CORRUPTED

Rebooting...

CORE-

CORE DUMPED: Infinite loop.

REPLACE HARD DRIVE.

I wish for a hard drive (that isn't corrupted)

Edited May 14, 2015 by icantmakemodels

[Ethanadams]

Granted the printer ink market crashes the worth of stuff plume to the world is thrown into the depression

I wish for a g11

[gamowin]

Granted...

I wish for a shot glass full of dioxygen difluoride.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. It is delivered to you, and then we all die for reasons I'm sure you saw coming.

I wish I could see things coming. I can never predict things quite right...

[ChrisSpace]

Granted, you now know exactly everything that will happen for the next billion years, including your own future. However, your mere knowledge of the future means that what will happen in future is constanly changing, making your ability useless.

I wish I had more people viewing my youtube videos.

[Xannari Ferrows]

[Off topic] I'm pretty sure that's not how time works...

[back on topic] Granted. More people view your videos. Doesn't necessarily mean that they're liked.

I wish I could actually make videos in the first place.

[Ethanadams]

Granted but they suck (didn't you also make a shadow link fight video?)

i wish youtube could use mp2 files

[Xannari Ferrows]

[Off topic] Yes, but that was with an online based recorder. It kinda sucks, so it's not really useful for anything extensive.

[Fel]

Granted... now the only thing YouTube can handle is audio files.

I wish my wish-granter was witty, funny, and actually makes me laugh

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. Here's a joke: the negative will win in the number war this time.

Hahahahahaha.

I wish for weightlessness.

[Dman979]

Granted. Nevertheless, you still have mass, and your BMI balloons to over 9000. You die.

I wish for a balloon.